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Story Prepare for a laugh at my expense! And cross your legs!

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I went in to the woods today, looking for fallen tree limbs to make staves out of to hold my leaf litter pile together.
As I was sawing up a promising section of fresh fallen tree, I had a nasty visitor in my jeans.
Mr Wasp only went and stung me on my happy sacs! :O:shy::mmm:
Little bastard.
What followed was a pantomime of pain; a scruffy middle aged man, dancing round in agony just off the path with his hands down his jeans, cursing loudly to the wildlife.
I am so grateful no-one walked past.
Imagine trying to explain that one to the police.

Luckily, I had cut the tree limb already and it made a useful walking staff, without which I might not have made it home.
 
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OMG :pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff:
How the fuck did it get down there, or was one wearing baggy shorts?!
 
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User Does Not Exist said:
OMG :pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff::pfff:
How the fuck did it get down there, or was one wearing baggy shorts?!
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Just jeans. The little bugger followed me as I ran away too! I have no idea where he went, good job I didn't try to take my jeans off to find him...
 
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Underscore said:
Just jeans. The little bugger followed me as I ran away too! I have no idea where he went, good job I didn't try to take my jeans off to find him...
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I wana ask how the balls are doing now, but that sounds so wrong :pfff:
 
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At least it was just a wasp. Could have been SO much worse.
 
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I wana ask how the balls are doing now, but that sounds so wrong :pfff:
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I'm in a small amount of discomfort and not looking forward to tonight, but the pain has receded. Bert & Ernie have had a rough day. :pfff:
 
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Ah shoot, this was a funny mental image. Glad you're okay. Also lmao at Bert and Ernie - perfect names, really.
 
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Ah shoot, this was a funny mental image. Glad you're okay. Also lmao at Bert and Ernie - perfect names, really.
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It hit Bert more than Ernie. Good job the little bugger had gone before he started on The Rest of Sesame Street! :O
 
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Did you meet the Pope while out in the woods?
 
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