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The design of the body is bad and put a lot of pressure on feet causing pain specially after walking.
 
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You probably won't master walking on water any time soon.
 
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Master…oh master! May I please have the keys?
 
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Master…oh master! May I please have the keys?

The last word in the previous sentence must be used (in any location you want)

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The keys are going to disappear soon and we need to get out of this trap.
 
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The last word in the previous sentence must be used (in any location you want)

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The keys are going to disappear soon and we need to get out of this trap.
Ah Im sorry, I didnt understand it then :(
 
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Trap is what l need to catch my invisible russian mice!🧀🐁
 
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Mice, cats and dogs are friends.
 
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I must get going, please excuse my garlic stench.
 
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The stench made the police go away without investigation.
 
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it's funny...
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Proceed the investigation without ingesting vegetation on the blender down the hall to the right.
 
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No one in their right mind would use their feet to mix the potato salad.
 
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Salad won't fix your hair, but it's a close second to the infinite ring of jungle trees.
 
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Some trees grew on the top of the building and they said they want to understand the human experience.
 
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They say a vacation in Hawaii is the experience of a life time, but that's not what I thought when I was attacked by a giant centipede.
 
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A lot of humans are grossed out by centipedes, but don't realise we are also similarly bizarre creatures with many appendages.
 
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He can touch people with His noodly appendages and He boiled for your sins.
 
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Canada sucks.
Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.
Sex is like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
We see a lightning before we heard a thunder, because our eyes are closer than our ears.
Some Hawaiians sometimes build their houses close to a volcano, which explains the lava in their living room.
 
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The last incel to enter the room is the user above.
 
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There was a small food court above the shopping center, young people gathered there to drink smoothies and gossip.
 
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The compilation of ghosts' gossip made a horror story.
 
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The story of my life is such that it would be rejected by an editor octopus
 
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When humanity goes extinct, an evolved hyper intelligent version of the octopus will inherit the earth.
 
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The best feeling is when you sleep and escape from planet earth in your dreams.
 
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What if the dreams become vivid nightmares
 
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How vivid are the leaves that dance in the wind?
 
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The wind blows softly through her hair.
 
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Her hair was worn down to shoulder-length, straight, dark natural color with strands of blonde highlights displaying her bubbly, refreshing style.
 
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The monsters haunting me are covered in styled hair and claws, so densely that I cannot see their intestines.


Edit: fixed to fit both the post it was meant to follow, and the post that came in roughly at the same time as mine. It got even weirder now.
 
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Intestines are strewn across the floor of the burnt out remote cabin after my Machete lay waste to the monsters.
 
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