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- Oct 19, 2021
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Please refrain from farting in this forum. Thank you.
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I suppose as long as it's not a silent but deadly oneI'll just do a silent one and hope no-one can smell it![]()
Long as it's not from your assets region, should be good. Burps cannot smell as bad as farts!Is Burping allowed?![]()
Hand me my nose clothes pin!I can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.
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You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anusI can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.
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Naw, more likely to be reported as a terrorist gas attack!You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus
You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus
Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.Reported for stoking global tensions and talking about anuses.
I know, I'm at best a troubled boy, at worst, I'm a very sick little boy!Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.![]()
I told you idiots, DONT FEED THE DAMN HIPPOS CHILI!
But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!Please refrain from farting in this forum. Thank you.
For the love of God, someone get this person some gas x for indigestion!But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!![]()
For the love of God, someone get this person some gas x for indigestion!
Is anyone here familiar with African elephants? Do they like 90-octane Texas chili? Would 50 pounds per pachyderm be sufficient for my evil purpose? And how much chocolate exlax would an elephant need to eat to produce those auditorium-sized farts? Think 5 pounds would, do it? My friends, now you know why zookeepers insist on me having an escort when I view monkey or ape exhibits! You also are now privy to the fact that I carry a nose clothespin when I go to the local zoo!