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Rounded Agony
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jodes2
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I'll just do a silent one and hope no-one can smell it 
Pluto
Meowing to go out
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Grav
Wizard
- Jul 26, 2020
- 660
Now if only my dog would read the forums.
MellowAvenue
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leeloosnow
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counting-out-time
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I suppose as long as it's not a silent but deadly oneI'll just do a silent one and hope no-one can smell it
makethepainstop
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counting-out-time
Just “hanging around”
- Oct 10, 2022
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Damn lol, hope no one does a rip and follows through on this forum 
what could be worse!
what could be worse!
Dead Meat
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makethepainstop
Visionary
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Long as it's not from your assets region, should be good. Burps cannot smell as bad as farts!Is Burping allowed?
Angst Filled Fuck Up
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I can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.
makethepainstop
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Hand me my nose clothes pin!
counting-out-time
Just “hanging around”
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You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus
makethepainstop
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- Sep 16, 2022
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Naw, more likely to be reported as a terrorist gas attack!
Angst Filled Fuck Up
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- Sep 9, 2018
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Reported for stoking global tensions and talking about anuses.
makethepainstop
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- Sep 16, 2022
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Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.
I know, I'm at best a troubled boy, at worst, I'm a very sick little boy!Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.
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leeloosnow
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makethepainstop
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I told you idiots, DONT FEED THE DAMN HIPPOS CHILI!
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leeloosnow
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not-2-b-the-answer
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But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!
makethepainstop
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For the love of God, someone get this person some gas x for indigestion!But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!
not-2-b-the-answer
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leeloosnow
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makethepainstop
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Now you all have done it! Supposing, 
one went to a zoo with an ape, baboon or monkey exhibit. Then arranging to feed a troupe of the critters some good old Texas chili.....with chocolate exlax as a dessert! Why I dare to conjecture that such a meal to those critters, could create such a poisonous gas cloud, that the visitors should have to be air lifted to the local trauma center for emergency oxygen! Naturally should such an event occur, one can easily imagine pissed off primates throwing poo at everyone and everything!
one went to a zoo with an ape, baboon or monkey exhibit. Then arranging to feed a troupe of the critters some good old Texas chili.....with chocolate exlax as a dessert! Why I dare to conjecture that such a meal to those critters, could create such a poisonous gas cloud, that the visitors should have to be air lifted to the local trauma center for emergency oxygen! Naturally should such an event occur, one can easily imagine pissed off primates throwing poo at everyone and everything!
MellowAvenue
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not-2-b-the-answer
Archangel
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makethepainstop
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Is anyone here familiar with African elephants? Do they like 90-octane Texas chili? Would 50 pounds per pachyderm be sufficient for my evil purpose? And how much chocolate exlax would an elephant need to eat to produce those auditorium-sized farts? Think 5 pounds would, do it? My friends, now you know why zookeepers insist on me having an escort when I view monkey or ape exhibits! You also are now privy to the fact that I carry a nose clothespin when I go to the local zoo!
(As for those of you who are sensitive, I am only kidding, I'd never hurt a dumb animal although I positively HATE baboons and more than a few humans!)
