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Did you know that an echidna penis has 4 heads?

Water. Lots of water.
 
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What should I do about this big spider in my car?

The end of all things.
 
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Why are you at work naked again?!?

I did not hit her. It's not true, it's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did NOT. Oh hi, Mark.
 
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Can you put your hands where I can see them?! *it is Mark wearing a strippers' police uniform*

YMCA!
 
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Can you put your hands where I can see them?! *it is Mark wearing a strippers' police uniform*

YMCA!

Where did the village people find it was the most fun to stay at ?

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How are you going to defeat the army of darkness?

Fat, sick and nearly dead
 
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What are three main aspects of me?

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Only in the dark
 
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When would I take my pants off in front of all of you?

A single piece of bread.
 
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What would you like to have for dinner?

No thanks, you broke my heart.
 
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Can I take you out to dinner again?

Don't touch me!
 
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Can I pet your armpits ?

Forever ago
 
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When was the last time you felt content?

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I might as well resell a lung
 
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How are you planing on getting by now that you lost your job due to Covid?

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What do you mean, I can't enter the store?

Because of my fear
 
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Why won't you spend a night in that haunted house?

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What does surgeon have after lot of penectomy procedures?

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I locked myself in the attic
 
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What type of sedimentary rock is too much on desert?

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I just need one more exhibit for my museum of Ancient History, any ideas?

uwu
 
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Here's your Valentine's day present. So, happy ?

I fell off the escalator.
 
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Aside from the broken ribs and nose, what exactly did you accomplish by getting drunk at the mall?

Stop .... HAMMERTIME !
 
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Should I keep using the drill?

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Did I hear you would get divorced ?

For the better and for the worse
 
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Will I stay on this site?

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