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Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
Why did you shit on the doormat?

Fluffy.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
How do you feel after your enema?

Sounds wonderful
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
How do you feel after releasing the Kraken from your bumhole?

Sticky
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
How are your hands after that?

Yay! I've always wanted that.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
You okay with me buying you some haemorrhoid cream for Christmas?

It smells funny
 
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Sensei

Sensei

剣道家
Nov 4, 2019
6,336
If you had to grind down a metal object and eat the grains, what would you choose?

I honestly don't know.
 
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Silenos

Silenos

Ṿ̸̄Ọ̶͂Ỉ̶͉D̴̞͝ ̴̲̐A̷̾͜W̷̪͒Ā̵̯I̵͍̅T̵̛͔S̷̗͛
Jul 25, 2020
1,056
What is the capital of Assyria?

Police brutality.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
What is going on in the US?

It won't fit
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
If each seat was a lie, how many seats would Donald Trump have to fill in a stadium?

Russia
 
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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
What country should we invade now?

Missing keyboard keys.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,393
Why did you have to stop using chat rooms?

Twitter
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What's a platform I can use that to dump my annoying thoughts down and have people validate my existence?

Chewbacca
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
What should we name this new brand of chewing tobacco?

I can't help it, you're just too cute!
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Why did you smack my bum?

I couldn't agree more
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,393
Do you think we should exterminate all line-cutters?

Mark Wahlberg
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
What did you say you were naming your son again?

I don't want to buy this.
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
Butt implants, 2 for 1 special! Do you want it?

Never gonna give you up
 
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Silenos

Silenos

Ṿ̸̄Ọ̶͂Ỉ̶͉D̴̞͝ ̴̲̐A̷̾͜W̷̪͒Ā̵̯I̵͍̅T̵̛͔S̷̗͛
Jul 25, 2020
1,056
What was my last surgery for?

Manflesh!
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,393
What food source could simultaneously solve world hunger AND overpopulation?

Deadliest Catch.
 
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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
That hottie you told me about the other day, what was your nickname for them?

I hope my hand doesn't fall off.
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What will happen when I massage you?

Symbiote
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,393
What's a nice way of calling someone a parasite?

That's a great idea.
 
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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
Wanna ctb with tide pods now?

The heat death of the universe.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,393
What has to happen before I ever become a vegan?

That makes no sense!
 
Rue89

Rue89

Visionary
Feb 10, 2020
2,726
Want to hunt Crumple-Horned Snorcacks?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,307
What was the first word you spoke as a baby?

I can't, I have allergies.
 
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Pho3nix

Pho3nix

Wishing for eternal sleep
Oct 20, 2020
398
Why don't you sniff this detergent?

Blood.
 

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