Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Studio84]

So.... Do you do anal?

 

[Intotheflames]

Flip a coin between "I am a virgin." and "I have STDs."

 

[reasonabledoubt]

Happy almost one week anniversary

 

[Lost in a Dream]

What's your name again?

 

[reasonabledoubt]

Wait, this is a date?

 

[Studio84]

My wife loves threesomes

 

[reasonabledoubt]

Is chlamydia supposed to itch?

 

[Studio84]

Let me tell you about jesus

 

[Scrubs2016]

What do you mean wheelchair? {looks down} ARGH!!!

 

[awfullife]

Did you pick out those earrings?
You should look into contact lenses

 

[stygal]

I'm not looking for anything long-term.

 

[foxdie]

Can you OD on OTC pills?

 

[Mentalmick]

Hello, I'm Charles Manson.

 

[Ghost2211]

you're cute when you don't talk.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

I've lost count of my marriages
or
I'm actually Henry the Eighth

 

[foxdie]

My secret? I'm always angry.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

Caught the bus? That's funny, cos...

 

[Ghost2211]

Let's have veal for dinner.

 

[signifying nothing]

Can I lick your face?

 

[Kat!]

I think somebody spiked our drinks.
*fall over*

 

[Meditation guide]

I still love my ex.

 

[awfullife]

how much tongue do you kiss with?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Move to Russia with me

 

[Isadeth]

They're mean to the waitstaff.

 

[Ghost2211]

Don't eat that you'll get fat.

 

[Isadeth]

Don't eat that you'll get fat.

Ooo, yes. This one right here! "I don't recall asking for your opinion"

 

[Deleted member 14573]

Name suggestions for our first child?

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Name suggestions for our first child?

Our child will have my name.

 

[Ghost2211]

What does this rash look like?

 

[Deleted member 14573]

Our child will have my name.

Oh god.