Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Deleted member 22624]

I'm fertile right now.

You do look really fertile today

 

[awfullife]

You look bitchy when you eat
I dont believe in trimming nails.

 

[Ghost2211]

My dress is entirely cicada shells.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

My dress is entirely cicada shells.

I always masturbate before a date

 

[Mentalmick]

Bow down to the mighty IMHOTEP!!!

 

[Wrennie]

My dress is entirely cicada shells.

Sounds like something Lady Gaga's stylist would conjure up

 

[awfullife]

I dont enjoy being around people.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

We should do this online instead

 

[Ghost2211]

Help make my ex jealous.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

Help make my ex jealous.

How about we get you a pet (jk. We should make him jealous!)

 

[Ghost2211]

How about we get you a pet (jk. We should make him jealous!)

I like how you keep making negatives fun or hot :) Ok, let's try this one...

I'm never lonely, I have tapeworms.

 

[Deleted member 22624]

I like how you keep making negatives fun or hot :) Ok, let's try this one...

I'm never lonely, I have tapeworms.

Lol that's terrible

Tell me about yourself. Honestly.

 

[Weightoftheworld]

You look better with the mask.

 

[Wrennie]

I always masturbate before a date

Better than during a date

 

[foxdie]

My tarantulas are free range.

 

[262653]

Eww, your breath stinks!

 

[Wrennie]

"Bear my children"

 

[Ghost2211]

Let's both wear diapers.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Here's what I really look like...

 

[Weightoftheworld]

My boyfriend will just love you!

 

[awfullife]

Hows your W2 from last year?

 

[Ghost2211]

I'm a gamer.

 

[awfullife]

When you talk its embarrassing.

 

[Studio84]

Your perfume burns my nostrils

 

[Mentalmick]

Breath...do not underestimate the power...

 

[awfullife]

Wanna buy a juicer?

 

[Weightoftheworld]

Hold your breath, I just farted.

 

[LONE WOLF.]

Wanna guess where I'm hiding my gerbil?

 

[Ghost2211]

Let's suicide together. (For joke purpose only. Go fuck yourself if you're still reading my posts ex.)

 

[Antigonish]

I'm a squirrel, trying to nut

Let's suicide together. (For joke purpose only. Go fuck yourself if you're still reading my posts ex.)

Damm well I'm fucked. By myself apparently.