Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Taraxias]

Will you go buy me condoms?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Mummy says I'm special

 

[GoBack]

I've slept with everyone here

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

My online name is @NotGonnaLast.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Your mom paid me to come

 

[GoBack]

I dated your mom last week

 

[NotGonnaLast]

My girlfriend likes this place too

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I stalked someone to help her.

(True story.)

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You got kids? You want some?

 

[GoBack]

This condom has a pinhole

 

[MoreThanAFeeling]

*wink* Did you just wink at the girl behind me?? Yes.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

*Woman to man*

I'm hung like a horse

 

[GoBack]

So is your ma

 

[Polly]

How great is suicide!?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You look like my perfect victim

 

[GoBack]

Will there be an audience?

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Oh, you're the ugly one...

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I wouldn't call it exactly "cheating"...

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You'll make a lovely 5th ex-wife

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

"No" can be taken multiple ways.

 

[NotGonnaLast]

You stink like a sewer

 

[GoBack]

You look like a swamp criitter

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Holy shit Bigfoot does exist!!!

 

[HelensNepenthe]

My test results came back positive

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Check this out!!! *Shows ankle bracelet*

 

[HelensNepenthe]

Am I going to get laid?

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Check this out!!! *Shows ankle bracelet*

I can't have guests at the halfway house. Let me get permission from my PO first before we go to yours.

 

[HelensNepenthe]

Mind helping me get pregnant?

I can't have guests at the halfway house. Let me get permission from my PO first before we go to yours.

Sorry, my ankle bracelet is federally required.

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

Watch THIS!

(Doesn't matter what it is. That shit needs to wait for later or never at all.)

 

[NotGonnaLast]

My sister gives better head.