Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Dr Iron Arc]

Hi "uncomfortable", I'm "dad".

Actually I think this might actually work on some people, I see at least three dating profiles a day that say they actually like dad jokes...

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I see at least three dating profiles a day

For your own sanity, delete that shit.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

For your own sanity, delete that shit.

I would, but then people would accuse me of "not trying" or "failing to put myself out there".

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

I would, but then people would accuse me of "not trying" or "failing to put myself out there".

Then just fuck them up in Minecraft for entertainment purposes.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Then just fuck them up in Minecraft for entertainment purposes.

How would that help also I don't actually play Minecraft.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

How would that help also I don't actually play Minecraft.

Guess I was mistaken, then.

 

[Mentalmick]

Good god, your breath smells horrific.

 

[DivineMedicus]

Then just fuck them up in Minecraft for entertainment purposes.

Unsheaths sharpness IV netherite sword
It's showtime lads .

 

[awfullife]

I never thought I'd like you

 

[Meditation guide]

I'm just doing this for fun.

 

[MiserableBastard1995]

Wanna see my used cork collection?

 

[aneurysm]

I don't have a job.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I speak Klingon fluently.

 

[Meditation guide]

That waitress is beautiful.

 

[CrazyMary]

I want to get married and have babies in the next year

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Dating - more expensive prostitute amiright?
(good to be back guys)

Is that your boyfriend?
No! That's me before the surgery!

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Cool if I play my ukulele?

 

[DocNo]

I speak Klingon fluently.

Qapla'

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Qapla'

nugneH
Hope I got that right... I had to Google it.

 

[DocNo]

nugneH
Hope I got that right... I had to Google it.

i had to look it up too.
didn't talk to a klingon for some time ^^

 

[Mentalmick]

What the deal with the chainsaw?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

"My username on sanctioned-suicide.net is GenesAndEnvironment."

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

You look like my mother.

 

[grungeCat]

Would you fart in my face?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

No condom, no crying.

 

[BluesRunTheGame]

I enjoy the countryside! For dogging.

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

You have something on your mustache.

 

[Mentalmick]

SUPRISE MUTHA FUKKA!!!

 

[olieolieoxenfree]

I hate animals, especially useless pets

 

[LifeQuitter2018]

"Maybe I'm poor, but ... "