Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[Symbiote]

So far this year, rape statistics....

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

You ever tried heroin brownies?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Time for my daily toe picking

 

[nolongerhuman]

I don't believe in bathing

 

[my heart hurts]

Can I have your panties please

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I hate traveling.

 

[motel rooms]

My turds are bigger than average

 

[Wraith]

I like Nickelback

 

[motel rooms]

Call me The Donald.

 

[Symbiote]

Aww darn, I forgot my wallet

 

[motel rooms]

I live in a basement/taxidermy lab

 

[lofticries]

Hitler did nothing wrong.

 

[motel rooms]

I am your father

 

[motel rooms]

I'm Danny DeVito's stunt double

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I binge watch everything too quickly.

 

[Meditation guide]

I'm in love with your brother.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I love hating myself.

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

I don't want kids

 

[absoluteanimal1]

I am addicted to pornography. (based on an actual first date my sister went on)

 

[littlelungs]

*gestures to other person's stomach*

"So when are you due?"

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My other wives died mysteriously.

 

[narval]

I like BTS
[if she doesn't runaway, i do]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

How do you feel about pegging.

 

[Ashu]

I'm circumcised. Hope you don't mind?

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

Is your chest or brain smoother?

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

(If hetero male).
1. I am a NEET.
2. I live with parents.
3. I have no friends.
4. I have no goals.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Oops!!!! My butplug fell out.

 

[Mr2005]

Hi

 

[netrezven]

Who the fuck were you?, have said that for real :)

 

[Mixo]

Will you be my baby's daddy?