Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Can you push my car ?

 

[moshimoshi]

I just shit myself

 

[J&L383]

I live in my mom's basement.
Guy to a girl: Dinner's on you, right?
I'm into scat!

I've slept with everyone here

let's do it in the butt

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I'm into cutting....

 

[damienlerone03]

I invited my other dates too.

 

[golta]

My only hobby is starring people

 

[Edpal247]

My STD panel isn't back yet.

 

[AppleTreeDog]

Does this look infected to you?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Are you a Hawk Tua girl ???

 

[Somelucknojoy]

That's my ankle monitor

 

[BeyondOver]

I just shat and piss myself

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Bird shit holds my car together.

 

[Fall Leaf]

Just a second, my wife's calling

 

[spark]

wanna browse wpd and make out?

 

[Dejected 55]

Hello, I am your date.

 

[Pale_Rider]

One of my pet bed bugs escaped!

 

[Rynalia]

For more information, ask my psychiatrist.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

My pet raccoon likes meth also

 

[Dejected 55]

I really like you.

 

[ToTheNeverland]

Can I touch your feet?

 

[malia]

My mom is joining us soon.

 

[emptylost]

I like turtles