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That awkward moment when you realize your game download pauses at 99%
 
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Sep 2, 2018
754
that awkward moment when you realize you just walked out of the bathroom with your fly unzipped
 
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I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
2,488
that awkward moment when you realize someone hacked your SS account
 
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Sep 2, 2018
754
that awkward moment when you realize your nose is dripping
 
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Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
That awkward moment when you're gettting a blood test and the nurse can't find your vein so they start wiggling the needle inside you while they pretend everything is going smoothly.

*Edit: no disrespect to nurses. My sister is one too, but that wiggling needle is a pain!
 
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Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
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That awkward moment when
 
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that awkward moment when your parents caught you mastubating
 
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The awkward moment when you edit a post, but someone already read it before it was edited.
 
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Warlock
Sep 2, 2018
754
that awkward moment when you're stoned and staring at the wall
 
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jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
That awkward moment when I want to die but I'm too pussy to do it so I'm just sitting here wasting time and space.
 
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That awkward moment when I order a drink and the delivery guy hands me just a straw without the drink.
 
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jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
That awkward moment when you order a burger with no pickles and they give you extra pickles.
 
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lostinthedream

Warlock
Sep 2, 2018
754
That awkward moment when you go in for a fist bump and the other person goes for the handshake or vice versa
 
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Desperate_Soul

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That awkward moment when friend-zoned.
 
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jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
That awkward moment when you're out of awkward moments to share because you have no life.
 
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Deafsn0w

I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
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that awkward moment when your mom finds a noose in your bedroom
 
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Tears-of-a-Clown Ass Bitch
Sep 26, 2018
188
That awkward moment when I order a drink and the delivery guy hands me just a straw without the drink.
that awkward moment when you ask for a refill and he just gives you another straw.
 
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I will buy you a dog if you like my posts
Sep 4, 2018
2,488
that awkward moment when you realize you're in veggie state for the rest of your life
 
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Desperate_Soul

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Aug 26, 2018
1,980
That awkward moment when you're already dead.
 
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Deafsn0w

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Sep 4, 2018
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that awkward moment when you realize you post more than likes
 
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Aug 26, 2018
1,980
that awkward moment when you realize you post more than likes

That awkward moment when you realize you're addicted to the offtopic games on a suicide forum
 
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Sep 4, 2018
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that awkward moment when no one replies to your thread
 
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Aug 26, 2018
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that awkward moment when no one replies to your thread

That awkward moment when you're replying to the person's thread who posted 'that awkward moment when no one replies to your thread' :P
 
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Sep 4, 2018
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that awkward moment when you're replying to the person's thread who posted 'that awkward moment when you're replying to the person's thread who posted 'that awkward moment when no one replies to your thread'
 
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Jus wanna be a tree
Oct 16, 2018
236
The awkward moment when you thought you were smelling the aroma of coffee in your living room but it actually came from someone pooping in the toilet..:O
 
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worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
That awkward moment when your great grandma licks the spoon before serving out the mashed potatoes
 
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Tragoedia Vitae

Experienced
Oct 14, 2018
229
That awkward moment when you jump off a cliff and realize how screwed you are in the split second before your body hits the ground like a sack of rocks.
 
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sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when you overdose on sodium nitrate
 
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Trashcan

Trash
Aug 31, 2018
1,234
That awkward moment after you kick the chair and haven't lose conciousness yet
 
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sadsoul

Alive and unwell
Sep 9, 2018
440
That awkward moment when you drink N but it's just salty water and you've been scammed
 
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