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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

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How much wood could a woodchuck actually chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood though?
 
aWishNotTrue

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How many seashells can sally pick up at the sea shore, to then later sell at exorbitant markup rates due to total seashell monopoly?
 
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Probably as many as the amount of pickled peppers picked by Peter Piper so it's approximately a peck of pickled peppers I presume.
 
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Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
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motel rooms

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Yes, it was very cool. Of course, I'm just saying that cuz I don't want to hurt your feelings again
 
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nightnightnitrite

nightnightnitrite

baby blues
Apr 17, 2021
483
Three musketeers, milky ways, butter fingers, baby ruth's, hell I have never even ate a Reese's (cup or pieces).

Caramel, nougat, or peanut butter just isn't my thing. I used to like crunch bars but the rice eventually got to me. Guess I'm just a plain milk chocolate kinda guy.
i'm in the same exact boat! I use to keep my crunch bars until the rice and chalkiness of it got to me:0 twizzlers, hard candys and some other gummy's were my go to always!
 
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MoreThanAFeeling

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Feb 23, 2020
392
*Lights up a cigarette* Hey @nightnightnitrite you are sandwiched between me and the young cowboy above. I advise you to take your leave before the sausage fight starts.
 
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Apr 28, 2021
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And now for something completely different:
[Warning: watching this may cause brain damage]
 
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nightnightnitrite

nightnightnitrite

baby blues
Apr 17, 2021
483
I'm sorry, there's only enough room on this thread for one winner(with the biggest sausage respectfully) and i'm going to have to take that spot:D

Star Lol GIF by Disney Pixar
 
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Somebody say sausage?
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just kidding, my sausage is quite tiny.
 
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The enemy
Is gonna get me
But not today
On my horsey

 
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Somebody say sausage?
View attachment 68233
just kidding, my sausage is quite tiny.
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THERE IS ONE HUGE PROBLEM I HAVE WITH THE HIT 2016 ADULT ANIMATED FEATURE FILM "Sausage Party" WRITTEN BY ACCLAIMED COMEDIAN Seth Rogan.

Approximately halfway through the movie, the character as shown above, has a significant lapse in motor functions due to drug use.

Although said character was "as high as a kite", he was still able to turn on his kitchen stove, yet unable to drop a sausage into the boiling pot he had set above the stove. Whilst this seemingly minor flaw is not irredeemable, this failure to drop a fairly sized sausage into a very large pot leads into a Ruth Ginsberg type sequence, where the character proceeds to then manage to get boiling water all over himself, trip on said water, slip on his shoe laces, finally bumping into his wall with an overhanging extensively sharpened axe primed for a swift decapitation.

Due to the disproportionate ability to complete a relatively fine motor task (turning the dial on a small stove), but being unable to drop a quite small sausage into a overwhelmingly humongous pot, resulting in the frankly unfathomable decapitation, my immersion and suppression of disbelief was absolutely ruined, leaving me very disappointed with the quality of writing, animating, filmmaking and overall artistic merit in this work.
 
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When did this thread become more than trivial postings. i ain't got the skills for that. i just wanna win
 
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THIS IS NOT "trivial"!! :hmph::ohhhh::I

What could have been a Grammy award winning, millennia defining, international sensation has been turned into a joke, a punchline, a gib if you will, by the masses.

Don't you see? If only Mr.Seth Rogan didn't write in this horrible, contrived plot occurrence, we would all be singing the praises of Sausage Party, be donating to the Sausage Fund for Impoverished Children, be more knowledgeable of the travesty that is eating sentient foodstuffs. I just can't take it anymore!
 
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I dunno about all of that. Honestly Sausage Party was just Foodfight with a better budget and with more appeal to stoners.

The human lady in it should have gotten naked. :wink:
 
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Know I snuck in like a narc
I knew I had to leave my mark
Wanted to be satisfied
I tried to be dignified
Wearing nothing is divine
Naked is a state of mind

 
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Divine Decree (Ablaze)

(Fire Emblem Awakening)


((Ooooops this ain't the Song Link thread :heh:))
 
motel rooms

motel rooms

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I was born to be crass, a loud brassy tart
No one can accuse me of having a heart
I was born to be fast, no promise will I keep
I don't do it twice with anyone, GET CHEAP!

 
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motel rooms

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Warning:
Extremely graphic! :pfff:

 
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Roll In Potatoes! ( = Have fun! in Irish English)
 
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Cum is my rainfall
 

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