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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
 
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My town is a shit hole, but its normally quiet, last hour police helicopter is out, someone stabbed someone then done a runner, and they are trying to find them, some of the town is shut off, its crazy, just had the copter hovering above our area for ages!
 
mattwitt

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So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey... Why the long face ?"
 
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So, a neutron walks into the bar and buys the horse a drink. He asks the barman how much it costs. 'For you,' says the barman 'no charge.'
 
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Epsilon0

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A neutrino walks into a bar and keeps going.
 
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Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: They make up everything.
 
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Epsilon0

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 
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I was going to make a Bojack Horseman joke to respond to @mattwitt but then @Underscore and @Epsilon0 went on the physics/chemistry joke train.

At this point, all the good jokes Argon.

..I'll show myself out.
 
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What do you call a one-sided nude bar?
A Mobius strip club
 
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Epsilon0

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A student riding in a train sees Einstein sitting next to him.

Excited he asks, "Excuse me, professor, does Boston stop at this train?"
 
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Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
 
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RM5998

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Underscore said:
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
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Mistakes were made, evidently. I wonder how the chicken even perceives that happening.
 
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(@Underscore
I know you've referred to entropy in some of your posts, so this one is for you.)

Have you heard entropy isn't what it used to be?
 
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RM5998 said:
Mistakes were made, evidently. I wonder how the chicken even perceives that happening.
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He doesn't. He's still at it
Epsilon0 said:
(@Underscore
I know you've referred to entropy in some of your posts, so this one is for you.)

Have you heard entropy isn't what it used to be?
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Neither is nostalgia.
 
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Epsilon0 said:
If you travel fast enough on a Moebius strip, can you kick yourself in the butt?
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Maybe I should start designing Moebius hamster wheels.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
 
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Edit: Why is the world such a horrible place?
Because God divided by zero.
 
RM5998

RM5998

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Epsilon0 said:
What does RM5998 stand for?

@RM5998
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R - Rafa/Rafael, take your pick
M - Markos
5998 - 5th September 1998 (My birthday).
The name is something I came up with when I was a kid, and I've used it online ever since.
 
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Epsilon0

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RM5998 said:
Yeah... That's an image I want to purge from my mind.
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He has a talent for imprinting strong images in people's minds. I hope one day soon he'll gift us with daffodils and rainbows :))
 
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Epsilon0 said:
He has a talent for imprinting strong images in people's minds. I hope one day soon he'll gift us with daffodils and rainbows :))
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Damn now that's a challenge I'll have to twist to my own agenda somehow.
 
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