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Quarky00

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I appreciate this thread as I think "Everything but the kitchen sink" is offensive to sinks .
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

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Good friends, tunes, a bottle of pills and some booze.
That's love language talk to me. Toss in anything illicit and I'm all ears.
 
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It has sinks too ;)
I now think this 'lounge' thread is disrespectful to conscientious people .

I assume just like the misleading 'no-sink' thread (as it has sinks) -- this lounge may contain not so 'loungy' people .

I feel betrayed where ever I go .

Zuc looc
 
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Ask Cecil how my cooking is. ;)
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Look out. I may start an ask Cecil thread. :blarg:
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I'm back..... Sorry, my reply-bot seems to be a little faulty at present....
I guess the CTB count on the site could be in danger of increasing if cecil has his own thread....

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Darn. I was kinda liking Cecil more than you :blarg:
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one4all

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That's love language talk to me. Toss in anything illicit and I'm all ears.

Sex and drugs and Rock -n -Roll
I now think this 'lounge' thread is disrespectful to conscientious people .

I assume just like the misleading 'no-sink' thread (as it has sinks) -- this lounge may contain not so 'loungy' people .

I feel betrayed where ever I go .

Zuc looc

Who said we have sinks???
whoa... don't think anyone wants toilets lol

That was up to the person that designed it :blarg: I was just renting some space
 
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Brick In The Wall

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Not seen one song even yet. Lemme break the peace with some nostalgia.

 
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Not seen one song even yet. Lemme break the peace with some nostalgia.



Well WTF.. you're a musician. I think they were hoping for a Brick In The Wall unplugged set. No pressure though.
The mix has changed

 
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Well WTF.. you're a musician. I think they were hoping for a Brick In The Wall unplugged set. No pressure though.
The mix has changed


Nice, yea what do you play btw?
 
one4all

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Nice, yea what do you play btw?

I've tried guitar and harmonica. It was fun while it lasted. But that was decades ago. I was just for fun.
Currently i play empty bottles. Blow on the jug style
 
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I've tried guitar and harmonica. It was fun while it lasted. But that was decades ago. I was just for fun.
Currently i play empty bottles. Blow on the jug style
Fuuuck I have a brilliant line but can't say it right now. I'll just say you should refill those bottles for now.
 
one4all

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Fuuuck I have a brilliant line but can't say it right now. I'll just say you should refill those bottles for now.
PM me later :sunglasses: Each has there own level of being filled. It would not be the same harmonics if they all resonated at the same frequecny.
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OK.. this is scary
 
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and if you happen to hear any flattering comments, but aren't sure where they're coming from, then don't be alarmed.
It will be from the peanuts.....
THEY'RE COMPLIMENTARY !!!!! [ I'll get my coat..... ]

Ta. Da. Tsk
If the peanuts are complimentary, then the drinks are on the house - everyone please get a ladder!
Ahhhh, another. Ta. Da. Tsk!
 
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buenos días
 
Suicide_vampire

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In Vino Veritas
Feb 11, 2020
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Hey @one4all i found your little corner. Did you build all this for me ☺️
 
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Priceless
 
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It all looks wonderful you did a great job... However.... The name might come over a little nazi-ish
 
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