Some common sense:
Language of love - French pronounciation makes you sound like you've swallowed a frog. Italian is much better sounding and expressive.
Jews had been prosecuted for 7 centuries before Hitler.
Sushi sucks period.
Germany isn't and never was a war-like country. Churchill dragged them into a war even he never wanted.
Go on, hate: Thailand is way overrated, a country that shows nothing but the gaping hole between poor and rich. Their only contriburion is snooker.
Vietnam is not peaceful, they initiated a war immediately after the one we know.
Cohiba and thus Cuban cigars are the worst quality.
Rolex IS NOT a grandpa watch.
Japan's population decline isn't unmatched, Greece and Italy exist.
Fish in nutritional value and taste beats Taco Bell, pizzas, flatizzas, McDonalds, McShitters, McCrackers and any salsa, malsa or other fattening pseudo-international "kitchen". If you want real food, go to countries close to the one whose kitchen you wanna try and thank me later.
The USSR wasn't "not real communism", it was not real socialism.
German and Czech beer in almost its entirety eats ass. Both must have about 800 beer styles combined, and most can't step on a Belgian beer's little toe.
The greatest imperialist ideal wasn't expansion of neither Russia, China, any socialist country or America. It was France.
Money can buy everything, even the things money can't buy.
Movies aren't better than games or books (Need for Speed, Prince of Persia).
Opera isn't boring.
Russians don't drink the most, the Czech do.
Ayrton Senna would've not surpassed Schumacher, because he was getting old.
Fight club is one of the most polarising movies.
America shouldn't be a presidential republic - last time around, all three of them were dementia clinic patients.
Pursuing happiness means nothing.
"Dude" is a useless word.
British accents aren't pretentious.
Hitler was never a talented artist.
Most of the early american pioneers and innovators let alone actors, were from eastern Europe.
There is no such thing as an american nationality if everybody is an immigrant.
Ayn Rand is a Nietzsche knockoff.
Absinthe was never poisonous, never should be lit on fire, and never banned in the US.
Queen should be removed from every heavy metal archive or record website.
Rick and Morty isn't philosophical.
Indians aren't nice.
Canada is much colder than Russia.
Canadians have never been nice and they are never supposed to.
Jamaicans have no connection wifh Ethiopians.
Business class is not always expensive.
Worrying and calculating tips and what percentage fhey should be on a restaurant/ bar staff is stupid.
If a man hits a woman in a bar, club etc. he kisses the ground if you get me. But if a woman hits a man, APPARENTLY it's okay - "maybe the guy deserved it".
Reagan jokes are funny.
Terrorists aim to make an enclave in their country and islam is just a gimmick they use and not a reason to bomb them.
Duckduckgo doesn't remove ads.
Actually is a word reserved only for fat gamers with a beard below their Adam's apple.
Religious cults nowadays don't exist.
Freddie Mercury wasn't gay.
George Michael is overrated.
American football is the most action-packed sport.
"You make me feel (mighty real)" has always been SYLVESTER's song and NOT Jimmy Sommerville".
Bitcoin going down.
The Joker is not crazy.
Football (-soccer) players don't "pretend to be hurt", it has the most injuries in professional sports.
Brazil has muslims.
Italian, Swedish and Spanish women are ugly, unless they are models.
Boney M is better than Abba.
"Rock the casbah" isn't distrubing, bad, racist or peovoking, it's funny.
"Blue monday" by New Order and "Shoot that poison arrow" by ABC are hidden gems.
Serie A (Italian) was the best league to watch in the 90s.
Paul Gascoigne wasn't so great.
Gareth Southgate screwed England twice so he shouldn't ever hold a position in the English FA.
Trains are more dangerous than planes.
George Carlin was wrong - nothing wrong with Steely Dan.
Champagne isn't champagne, unless made in the region of Champagne.
Swedish bitters don't work.
There's nothing jocky about a jock strap.
Only big, stuffed animals should be called "adult toys".
Marmite is terrible.
Elevators should only be called so if they take you up. Those that take you down are delevators.
Chinese phones suck in the European market because they don't support 5G. My 2016 Samsung tab does.
/s doesn't signify any emotion.
Rasputin isn't a predecessor to Vladimir Putin.
Rasputin is much scarier than Ivan Grozniy (the terrible).
Dracula's castle (-the Brann fortress) has nothing to do with him and rakes in money by false reputation. It was renovated so much any trace of even remote connection doesn't exist. Dracula is said to only have slept there twice.
The Bee Gees' initial style at formation wasn't disco.
Toto's best song is "Hold the line" and not "Africa".
Being selfish is an inherent quality, needed for survival.
Not the strongest survive, but the best adapted. If the former were true, we'd be done in by dinosaurs.
Mike Tyson was only ever great as a middle distance puncher with quick decision-making and made it so far because his defence was equally as good.
Cigars aren't overpriced.
Porn actresses shouldn't complain of business if they clearly have other venues to earn money from.
ATV's aren't cool.
Johnny Walker's blue label isn't worth it.
People shouldn't be buried and have burial ceremonies.
Dempsey was not a heavyweight but a middleweight.
Harry Greb at his prime would beat Mayweather.
The Beatles are photogenic, plastic and uninspired.
"Secret" shouldn't be included in any video's title. Not a secret if anybody can see it.
Driving on the left should be abolished.
If your significant other is the "narrator" type when you watched movies, they should be beaten.
Hockey fights should include randomly selected audience.
Singapore is bigger than San Marino.
2+2 never equals 5.
Straw-man must be reserved for a zen-buddhist monk's hat.
Mice aren't stupid.
Camus wasn't an existentialist.
Frank Dux is a liar.
America lost in Vietnam, because they were too slow and McNamara failed.
Lee shouldn't be a british surname.
Self-defence doesn't work without an offence.
Guns are not tools.
Sticks and stones can't break balls, they can only tear them off.
"Wears his heart on their sleeve" is a meaningless phrase inciting ugly afterthoughts. How about carries his ass in his pocket?
Metric measure for weight in women should be renamed. "Woman" and "pound" should only belong together in a porn video title.
North in North Macedonia's name is redundant.
Shopping carts should be paid.
Women are worse drivers and better navigators.
"Taking the piss" obviously can't mean "being angry", especially because of that last word.
Big beards should be lit on fire.
Gold isn't money.
The Google translator can't be made to beatbox anymore.
Women's farts are louder.
Remixes are 99% worse than originals.
Charlie Manson is not crazy. Murderers kill people. Crazy people eat their own tongues.
Santa shouldn't be called "grandpa frost" in eastern Europe, because he hasn't yet gone cold. Don't rob children of their childhood.
Fall seven times, get up seven.
To the above posters: montenegrins (Montenegro's people) are not at all lazy, they are breaking their backs for scrapes of food.
Yugoslavia (name means "Federation of south slavs") wasn't south of all slavs.
All bars should go back to being "old man bars".
"Whqt are you guys doing" is inappropriate for a group of women, duh.
Wales should change it's name because it sounds as in this joke:
At a small London pub,
3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"
In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"
"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"
Thank you for your patience during this onslaught. Most of those I believe, some I made up for the comedic value. Hope you can now see how low IQ works.
