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R. A.

R. A.

Some day the dream will end
Aug 8, 2022
1,569
gets a witch 🧙🏼‍♀️

insert j.k. rowling
 
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The Morningstar

The Morningstar

Be absolute. Be yourself, until you bleed.
May 4, 2025
646
gets a witch 🧙🏼‍♀️

Another witch!? I just got one a few posts ago! Lousy machine!

Ahem, anyways...

After you insert JK JK, you hear her scream as her worthless, transphobic body is chopped and diced into mulch.

Gets her fortune donated to The Trevor Project.


Inserts one pressed penny.
 
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R. A.

R. A.

Some day the dream will end
Aug 8, 2022
1,569
hooray! finally! hail satan 😈

one pressed penny
like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz
 
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sorryimevenhere

Member
Sep 8, 2025
7
hooray! finally! hail satan 😈


like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz
Gets Cameron Diaz
*inserts a live raccoon*
 

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