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noname223

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Aug 18, 2020
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Only 40 pages left and then I finished Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace. It was on my bucket list and actually I did not think I could actually achieve that. If I died in October I would not have finished it. The book has roughly 1515 pages and it took me 5 months to finish it I started it in August. I am such a slow reader. I start to ruminate but i was also researching technical terms which are used frequently in this book.

Prior to that my longest book was the last Harry Potter book with 768 pages. I can remember I read it while I was in school and my mom told me. Maybe I should instead study harder for my German exam and watch in my freetime TV. As of today she recommends me to watch TV instead of reading books.
 
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ebg

Student
Sep 30, 2024
111
I think the longest book I have read is Crime and Punishment, which is around 650 pages. Congratulations on reading Infinite Jest, it'd probably take me a year to read that lol. It took me around 2-3 months to read Crime and Punishment.
 
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pollux

Knight of Infinite Resignation
May 24, 2024
181
War and Peace, the edition I had was divided in 4 volumes. I read one a day, so it took me 4 days.
 
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ben_

ben_

I'm Ben.
Oct 31, 2023
60
I never had attention for any reading, let alone long books. It makes me wanna sleep. I guess Bulgakov's Master and Margarita and Sylvia Plath's Bel Jar might be the somewhat longer ones that I've actually finished.
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
10,069
I'm terrible with reading books. I wouldn't even know. I think I may have read Crime and Punishment at one stage though so, as ebg said, it might be that. I did a fair bit of reading for uni dissertations though (naturally,) so- maybe one of them.

A funny side story though... I heard a story where a guy used to spend his lunch hour in a London bookstore reading War and Peace. The owner couldn't believe the audacity of the man so, when he'd finished, he presented him with the book for free.
 
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bitcrushing

Member
Sep 24, 2021
32
vol 1. of capital, ~1k pages took about 6 months of reading, 2hrs commuting during the week with naps inbetween
 
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LostLily

LostLily

Why do I exist?
Nov 18, 2024
297
1200 pages for lord of the rings . Took 12 days
 
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Alexei_Kirillov

Alexei_Kirillov

Waiting for my next window of opportunity
Mar 9, 2024
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The Bible probably took me the longest (a good 8 months and that was even with skipping some parts!).

vol 1. of capital, ~1k pages took about 6 months of reading, 2hrs commuting during the week with naps inbetween
Also read Capital (though this was years ago). Did you retain any of it?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,206
Not a book technically but I've read Homestuck, aka the modern Ulysses. It puts the Bible to shame in terms of quantity.
 
bitcrushing

bitcrushing

Member
Sep 24, 2021
32
The Bible probably took me the longest (a good 8 months and that was even with skipping some parts!).


Also read Capital (though this was years ago). Did you retain any of it?
can't say I have besides the general gist of how he describes the circulation of capital and some of the historical anecdotes, which were probably more convincing than the theory itself
 
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Aergia

Aergia

Mage
Jun 20, 2023
532
The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber. It was around 850 pages and I think it took me around 2 months. It was compelling—I'm just a slow reader with a terrible attention span.

Got a copy of IJ on black Friday but it's probably going to stare at me intimidatingly from my shelf for a while before I pick it up.
 
LaVieEnRose

LaVieEnRose

Angelic
Jul 23, 2022
4,262
I read all approximately 2400 pages of Proust's In Search of Lost Time. In the original French. As a second language. It took like two months if I recall.

Yeah. In a life of otherwise rancid underachievement I do consider that my greatest accomplishment.

(Just don't ask what it was about. Something about a cookie.)
 
DarkRange55

DarkRange55

I am Skynet
Oct 15, 2023
1,855
Hmm… well if this counts, probably: The Story of Civilization by Will and Ariel Durant, 11-volumes, total of 13,549 pages.
I think it's actually one of the best/important reads.