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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup. I love ice cream

Would you ctb if fairly odd parents became real and you had your own set of fairy God parents where you can make wishes?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
This would be really cool though most wishes I'd want to make would definitely be against the rules even ignoring the fact that I'm an adult which is also against the rules. At the very least I wouldn't CTB unless one of my wishes screwed up my life beyond repair and couldn't be fixed with more wishing.

Would you CTB if it turned out that, like in that one episode of the Fairly Oddparents, everyone's lives would be better if you were never born?
 
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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup

Would you ctb if Squidward became real and terrorized the world with his clarinet playing?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Nah, it can't be worse than that one time Patrick made his own song.

Would you CTB if you got pooped on by birds every day, even if you don't go outside?
 
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Lost in a Dream

Lost in a Dream

He/him - Metal head
Feb 22, 2020
1,776
Yes, I would. Might as well add this reason to the list of reasons I already have.

If you were given the opportunity to live on an alien planet, would you CTB or take the opportunity and live somewhere other than Earth?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
I'd probably take that opportunity, find some stupid reason to regret it, and still want to CTB anyway. Even if I didn't take that path, I'd probably still want to CTB from that because I know that me not making that decision means it's going to be the correct one.

Would you CTB if you turned out to be your own grandfather/grandmother?
 
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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup

Would you ctb if you could never eat spaghetti again?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Definitely. I love spaghetti.

Would you CTB if it turned out that your life only sucks because of a curse you received for something inoffensive that you said to someone you can't even remember many years ago and the only way to even make your life have any chance of getting better is to go find that person and apologize?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nope. I'd go find that person. If my life still doesn't get better, then yes.

Would you ctb if the world was overtaken by Capybaras (the largest, but cutest rodent in the world)?
 
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kovkay

kovkay

Experienced
Jun 29, 2020
245
No. I'd love a Capybara dictator.

Would you ctb if you found you soulmate?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
If they were my true soulmate then nope! I'd quit any notions of CTB altogether as long as nothing bad ever happens to or between us!

Would you CTB if you had to choose 100,000 humans to die for the fate of the world but you have complete and total control over who those humans are?
 
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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nope. I'd get rid of evil from this world (oh God, I sound like Light Yagami lol)

Would you ctb if mosquitoes took over the world?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Absolutely. I hate mosquitoes because my blood happens to be so tasty to them that even with mosquito repellent on they'll still risk killing themselves to go after me.

Would you CTB if you had to do solo commentary for a video game you've never played before?
 
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GrumpyFrog

GrumpyFrog

Exhausted
Aug 23, 2020
1,913
Doesn't sound all that awful.

Would you CTB if your only career option would be to become an adult webcam model?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Probably, yeah. That's because I'd make no money since nobody would want to see me like that even if I actually wanted to do it.

Would you CTB if you had a violent skunk that lived in your house, could not be disturbed because it was an endangered species, and constantly made your entire house smell really bad?
 
GrumpyFrog

GrumpyFrog

Exhausted
Aug 23, 2020
1,913
That's because I'd make no money since nobody would want to see me like that even if I actually wanted to do it.
You underestimate this industry :))
Would you CTB if you had a violent skunk that lived in your house, could not be disturbed because it was an endangered species, and constantly made your entire house smell really bad?
Yep

Would you CTB if you had no choice but living in a trashed apartment that would be a 24/7 party spot for all the drug users and heavy drinkers in your area?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
You underestimate this industry :))
I guess if people out there would pay to see me like that, it would definitely be ironically... :ahhha:

Would you CTB if you had no choice but living in a trashed apartment that would be a 24/7 party spot for all the drug users and heavy drinkers in your area?
Definitely. I'd feel like a loser around all those party people and also would be disturbed by the 24/7 noise and lack of privacy.

Would you CTB if your ugliest clothes became sentient and threatened to kill you violently if you didn't wear them all the time?
 
Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup. I'd hate that

Would you ctb if aliens came down and ruled over humans?
 
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kovkay

Experienced
Jun 29, 2020
245
Depends on the aliens. If they were some fourth dimension enlightened hippies - I'd want to live, but if they were just war-motivated colonizers I'd probably ctb.

Would you ctb if you had the power of controlling time?
 
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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nope. That'd be cool and I'd use it to my advantage

Would you ctb if time moved at a rate 4x faster than usual for the rest of your life?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
That would probably be pretty hard to deal with so yeah.

Would you ctb if you realized that no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't help sympathizing with people that most of the rest of the world consider evil?
 
Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
No

Would you ctb if the world went into another ice age for 5 years?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Nah, I feel like that would be a decent way to counter global warming and 5 years is bearable enough.

Would you ctb if your body always felt like bugs were crawling all over it, even though they're not really there?
 
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SnowWhite

SnowWhite

Semi-Professional Disappointment
Jan 16, 2020
150
Without a doubt, It'd probably drive me insane.

Would you ctb if you had 20k deposited in your bank at the start of every month?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
I'd definitely hesitate, but if that's all that happens I can see myself still wanting to ctb eventually.

Would you ctb if you were forced to chew on the same single piece of gum for over a year?
 
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Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Nah, I feel like that would be a decent way to counter global warming and 5 years is bearable enough.

Would you ctb if your body always felt like bugs were crawling all over it, even though they're not really there?
I already sometimes feel bugs crawl on me from my disorder, but since all the time, then yes

I'd definitely hesitate, but if that's all that happens I can see myself still wanting to ctb eventually.

Would you ctb if you were forced to chew on the same single piece of gum for over a year?
Yup, that'd get annoying

Would you ctb if you were always hot or cold, never in between for 3 years?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
Yeah, I can't stand being either too hot or too cold and not being able to do anything about it.

Would you CTB if all the conspiracy theories and such about the Covid vaccine were all true?
 
Squiddy

Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
Yup

Would you ctb if the world was gonna end 5 years from now by a meteor crashing into Earth and there's nothing you could do?
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,209
If my death was assured like that I'd probably actually stay around so I could watch the world fall apart. Maybe I'd CTB if certain other people did though.

Would you CTB if it was impossible to edit or delete anything you ever posted anywhere in the internet?
 
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Squiddy

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams
Sep 4, 2019
5,903
If my death was assured like that I'd probably actually stay around so I could watch the world fall apart. Maybe I'd CTB if certain other people did though.

Would you CTB if it was impossible to edit or delete anything you ever posted anywhere in the internet?
Forgot to ask a question, but I'd probably stay around to watch too lol
If my death was assured like that I'd probably actually stay around so I could watch the world fall apart. Maybe I'd CTB if certain other people did though.

Would you CTB if it was impossible to edit or delete anything you ever posted anywhere in the internet?
Yup

Would you ctb if you could never eat sushi again?
 
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