Games Corrupt a wish game

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but you have to wake up to go somewhere else that isn't a world

I wish all the unhealthy coping mechanisms were actually healthy.

(So do I- I could eat as much as I want and not get fat.)

Granted but the coping mechanisms have now become SO healthy that they feel better than anything else... So people start deliberately inflicting and receiving trauma in order to get that 'fix' of coping with it... On an endless cycle...

I wish plastic was biodegradable.

 

[Unending]

Granted, but only because every material has now become biodegradable.

I wish I could have skipped spawning from the void and just been non-existent this whole time. That would have been nice.

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted- you can skip this whole time you have been living now BUT you'll have to spawn some time in the future instead.

I wish I could wish myself away.

 

[jodes2]

Granted, but you'll take other people with you

I wish I could create a Reddit account that doesn't get banned within weeks

 

[CallOfTheVoid112]

Granted but only because now there's no rules on Reddit and every stupid troll bully troll and left or right crazy person is on there and there is no one to moderate the site essentially the wild wild West version of Reddit again i.e 4chan lmao

I wish that I could turn back time to right all of my wrongs

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted but then time stands still and you remain at that point forever.

I wish I didn't have social anxiety.

 

[CallOfTheVoid112]

Granted but then time stands still and you remain at that point forever.

I wish I didn't have social anxiety.

Granted but now you're agoraphobic and are afraid to leave the house for fear of people you can only contact and keep in contact with people through social media lol (sorry)
I wish I looked young forever

 

[Forever Sleep]

Granted- you'll look 3 years old for the rest of your life.

I wish your 5 a day could be: chocolate, biscuits, sweets, crisps and soda pop and they would all be as good for you as fruit and veg.

 

[broken-soul]

Wish granted. But now you have diabetes.

I wish I wasn't addicted to prescription meds anymore

 

[Fireprayer]

Wish granted, but now you can't take any meds prescription or OTC.

I wish I wasn't stuck in bed all the time.

 

[LoiteringClouds]

Granted, but now you are stuck in the bathroom.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

 

[Destiny Calls Me]

Wish granted, but you can only see in infrared vision

I wish I could fly

 

[jodes2]

Granted but every time you land you break a bone

I wish I never had acid reflux

 

[Destiny Calls Me]

Granted but anything you eat has to be blended

I wish I owned a house on the beach

 

[jodes2]

Granted but it's a studio flat with an ant problem

I wish I could have cuddles any time I wanted

 

[Destiny Calls Me]

Granted but your body loses all sense of touch

I (sometimes) wish I wasnt single

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll have a partner hairier than a gorilla

I wish my foot didn't itch

 

[samishii]

Granted but you'll have a partner hairier than a gorilla

I wish my foot didn't itch

Granted but you no longer have a foot

I wish I died rn and everyone lives happily ever after.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll be reincarnated as a guinea pig runt that gets picked on all the time by an alpha

I wish my girlfriend gave me more attention

 

[Fireprayer]

Granted but it'll only be in the form of fights.

I wish my partner would stop farting while in bed with me.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll fart like you have a bouncy castle blower stuck up your arse

I wish my gf and I wouldn't have fights

 

[soontobedone]

Granted but then there'd be no making up.
I wish ending life was as easy as flipping a light switch.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll electrocute 100 people when you do it

I wish I didn't have to bath

 

[Next-to-Nil]

Granted; you now own a shower.

I wish I was capable of feeling pain.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but you'll also always be itchy

I wish I could have pets without the hassle or space taken up

 

[Next-to-Nil]

Granted here's a bag of lice

I wish I could know if a woman is a lesbian or just experimenting before agreeing to sleeping with her.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but they'll have a sex change soon after

I wish I didn't get an itchy nose

 

[Next-to-Nil]

Granted; enjoy the itchy tonsils

I wish I got a redo on life.

 

[jodes2]

Granted but all colours will be inverted like a photographic negative

I wish I could burn Reddit to the ground

 

[Destiny Calls Me]

Granted but your only source of social media is twitter

I wish I had a time machine