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WeighAnchor

WeighAnchor

Member
Mar 1, 2023
41
Granted, but you can only use it to revisit negative events and you can't change anything.

I wish I could sleep properly
 
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buyersremorse

buyersremorse

useless
Feb 16, 2023
64
Wish granted, but you spontaneously piss your pants at random times in public.

I wish I was dead.
 
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Destiny Calls Me

Destiny Calls Me

Do I answer?
Nov 23, 2022
376
Granted but everytime some wishes they were dead, you come back alive

I wish I could stop drinking alcohol
 
Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
257
Granted, but now you can only drink pure water and nothing else

I wish I could have no responsibilities to deal with.
 
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zephenix

zephenix

Member
Feb 13, 2023
10
Granted, but that encompasses hanging out with your loved ones.

I wish I didn't worry about living paycheck to paycheck.
 
archiemex

archiemex

Member
Feb 14, 2023
92
wish granted, but now you have poor spending habits

i wish i had an american accent
 
KuriGohan&Kamehameha

KuriGohan&Kamehameha

想死不能 - 想活不能
Nov 23, 2020
1,744
corrupt a wish? this sounds familiar 2a83a7e1f0db147db81e89e07b2919ca

wish granted, but everyone in public now assumes by default that you're a yeehaw hillbilly with 10 IQ

i wish i was kuromi
 
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zeenatax

Specialist
Dec 15, 2022
313
Wish granted, but you're going back to finish your sentence in max security prison.

I wish I could fly away from this earth.
 
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tiredtiger

Member
Mar 20, 2023
43
Wish granted, but now you have to take on Omni-Man

I wish I could have a high-paying job
 
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zeenatax

Specialist
Dec 15, 2022
313
Wish granted. Now you have to work 18 hours a day 7 days a week.

I wish I have magical power to disappear from this world.
 
MidnightCat

MidnightCat

Still 3 more lives to go.
Jan 1, 2023
219
Wish granted. Now you have to work 18 hours a day 7 days a week.

I wish I have magical power to disappear from this world.
Wish granted. Now you appear in a paralel world almost identical where noone has magical powers.

I wish I was happy.
 
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corazon

corazon

"a heart's a heavy burden"
Mar 30, 2023
94
Wish granted. Now you appear in a paralel world almost identical where noone has magical powers.

I wish I was happy.
Wish granted, but now you no longer have the ability to physically smile.

I wish I had a couple friends.
 
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MidnightCat

MidnightCat

Still 3 more lives to go.
Jan 1, 2023
219
Wish granted, but now you no longer have the ability to physically smile.

I wish I had a couple friends.
You could have been more cruel! Hahaha

Wish granted. But they live in the other side of the world.
 
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evanescent

evanescent

Student
Feb 14, 2023
122
i wish for the cessation of animal cruelty
 
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Heavenbound

Specialist
Apr 11, 2023
304
Wish granted, but now we're torturing humans.

I wish I had an airline ticket.
 
sadsadsack

sadsadsack

wannabe dj
Mar 26, 2023
78
wish granted, but it's Spirit airlines

i wish i could ride a horse
 
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Pidgeons_Sparrows

Pidgeons_Sparrows

-flying rat
Apr 16, 2023
627
wish granted, but it's Spirit airlines

i wish i could ride a horse
Wish granted, but the horse will accelerate to such speeds that you will experience 7Gs of force.

I wish I had a button that would delete me instantly
 
StruggleWithin

StruggleWithin

Gnothi Seauton
Aug 8, 2022
40
Wish granted, but it's not a permanent delete and you will continue to exist in a "corrupted" state.

I wish I didn't feel lonely.
 
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Heavenbound

Specialist
Apr 11, 2023
304
Wish granted, but you'll be forever followed by a gnome who constantly critiques you.

I wish my parents loved me.
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,517
Wish granted but now you grow 1 foot taller and 2 extra fingers every year

I wish a treatment would help me so I didn't have to live in the downward spiral of psychological suffering and dysfunction.
 
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Heavenbound

Specialist
Apr 11, 2023
304
Wish granted, but the treatment is not covered by insurance.

I wish I had someone to go to coffee with.
 
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zeenatax

Specialist
Dec 15, 2022
313
Wish granted but this person will talk nonstop about themselves for hours and go home, call you and talk about themselves whole day.

I wish I have born without the ability to feel any pain.
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,517
Granted but you will now have a really long nose that makes it difficult to navigate indoor spaces and is perpetually runny.

I wish for nothing at all.
 
leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
1,114
Granted, everything in existence now no longer exists. There is truly nothing at all.
I wish I could lucid dream every night.
 
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catharsisinblood

catharsisinblood

Member
Jun 18, 2022
16
Wish granted, but you'll have a sleep paralysis demon.

I wish I could move out and go to the Netherlands.
 
Valky

Valky

Petulant Child
Apr 4, 2023
1,322
Wish granted but everytime you go outside a deer will try to run you over.

I wish for a nice nap.
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,517
Wish granted but you'll wake up on furniture in a department store.

I wish I didn't dissociate because of anxiety.
 
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Valky

Valky

Petulant Child
Apr 4, 2023
1,322
Wish granted but the floor will look wobbly whenever you look at it.

I wish to cuddle dogs right now.
 
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leaf23

Specialist
Dec 12, 2020
335
Wish granted but the dogs you're cuddling are constantly farting (sorry 🙏)

I wish the humidity lessened where I'm at
 
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cgrtt.brns

cgrtt.brns

wandering ghost (he/him)
Apr 19, 2023
841
wish granted, now the air is so dry you cough every time you breathe.

i wish i could be clean 24/7 without ever having to do personal hygiene tasks.