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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted, but you are now confined in an asylum with a straitjacket and under constant surveillance.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted. But you have amnesia right after you learn the meaning of life so you forget everything.

I wish I was a superhero
Wish granted - but your Underdog

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but your default size is 600 lb.

I wish flies didn't exist.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted, but your default size is 600 lb.

I wish flies didn't exist.
Wish granted. But all flies in the world have mutated into hornets.

I wish I have a talent of some sort.
 
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Deleted member 1496

Student
Aug 2, 2018
183
I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight.

Wish granted, but now you're a cannibal, stuck on an airplane, and the passenger next to you is starting to smell like your favorite food. And you have condiments.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.
 
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Deleted member 1496

Student
Aug 2, 2018
183
Ooops, didn't see that you already posted, so I'll redo mine.
I wish I have a talent of some sort.

Wish granted: you can sing, but every time you attempt to speak, it comes out as song. And you have plans to attend the opera.

I wish I had night-vision goggles.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
You now have a pair of 1st-gen night vision goggles which were manufactured in 1945. Unfortunately, they're damaged beyond repair.

I wish I had someone to spend Halloween with.
Wish granted, I'll be on my way. Unfortunately my car broke down and I won't make it there until November 1st.

I wish I had the ability to be invisible.
 
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vvvvv

vvvvv

Just call me "v" or "vee"
Oct 17, 2018
26
I wish I had the ability to be invisible.

Wish granted, though the only way you can remain invisible is to yell horrible obscenities at people.

I wish I had some kind of vessel that could travel through space and time.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but it's a thimble.

I wish I didn't have aching shoulders.
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted, but it's a thimble.

I wish I didn't have aching shoulders.
Wish granted...but you will have aching boulders

I wish massive amounts of alcohol was good for the liver, kidneys, and heart.
 
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ParamitePie

ParamitePie

Experienced
Oct 11, 2018
218
Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.
 
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worldexploder

worldexploder

Visionary
Sep 19, 2018
2,821
Wish granted, but alcohol is now a controlled substance which requires a prescription and is sold at an outrageous cost by pharmaceutical companies.

I wish I had coffee in my household so I didn't have to go to the store.
Hmmm. Then I'll have to learn how to make moonshine then.

Wish granted. But you have no water and will have to buy it bottled at the store.
 
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samsays89

Student
Oct 4, 2018
139
I wish my bottle of rum always magically refilled.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted, but it has someone's urine in it.

I wish I didn't dream when I slept.
Wish granted. But you won't be able to sleep anymore.

I wish I had a life time supply of McDonald's and pizza.
 
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stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted. But you won't be able to sleep anymore.

I wish I had a life time supply of McDonald's and pizza.
Wish granted, but you'll gain 300lbs.

I wish I could erase my memory.
 
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Whatshername

Whatshername

That Ghost Lady on the Hill
Dec 14, 2018
1,352
Wish granted, but now you start over with a newborn's mind in an adult's body.

I wish my dead loved ones were alive.
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but now you start over with a newborn's mind in an adult's body.

I wish my dead loved ones were alive.
Wish granted, but they will have no recollection of you

I wish I had the ability to fly
 
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15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but you can only fly a few inches above ground.

I wish I was a superhero
 
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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted ! You are now a 4 foot long Italian sub sandwich.

I wish I could turn into any kind of living creature at will.
 
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Pegasus

Pegasus

Experienced
Dec 15, 2018
258
Wish granted but now you're a slug.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but now you can only breathe underwater

I wish I could speak french
 
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therhydler

therhydler

Enlightened
Dec 7, 2018
1,196
Wish granted but you completely forget English

I wish I had the love of my life back
 
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Pegasus

Pegasus

Experienced
Dec 15, 2018
258
Wish granted but she's forgotten you

I wish I could graduate with honours
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but you're now in heavy debt after pursuing a degree in traditional Javanese music

I wish my wishes were incorruptible
 
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Pegasus

Pegasus

Experienced
Dec 15, 2018
258
Your wishes have reversed and corrupted you

I wish I could find a girlfriend
 
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sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
Your wishes have reversed and corrupted you

I wish I could find a girlfriend
Wish granted, but now she's still suicidal while you're not :(

I wish I could move country
 
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LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
The Democratic Republic of North Korea welcomes you, new citizen! Here is a copy of The Selected Works of Kim Il-sung for you.

I wish I could become physically fit in an instant
 
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sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
Wish granted but you have the proportions of a T Rex... Sorry.

I wish I could live in a fantasy world.
 
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