• Hey Guest,

    As you know, censorship around the world has been ramping up at an alarming pace. The UK and OFCOM has singled out this community and have been focusing its censorship efforts here. It takes a good amount of resources to maintain the infrastructure for our community and to resist this censorship. We would appreciate any and all donations.

    Bitcoin Address (BTC): 39deg9i6Zp1GdrwyKkqZU6rAbsEspvLBJt

    Ethereum (ETH): 0xd799aF8E2e5cEd14cdb344e6D6A9f18011B79BE9

    Monero (XMR): 49tuJbzxwVPUhhDjzz6H222Kh8baKe6rDEsXgE617DVSDD8UKNaXvKNU8dEVRTAFH9Av8gKkn4jDzVGF25snJgNfUfKKNC8

stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
The Democratic Republic of North Korea welcomes you, new citizen! Here is a copy of The Selected Works of Kim Il-sung for you.

I wish I could become physically fit in an instant
Wish granted, but you're stuck in a wheelchair for life.

I wish that I owned a goat farm.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but you have the proportions of a T Rex... Sorry.

I wish I could live in a fantasy world.
Wish granted. But you are a mermaid.

I wish I had a ufo.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, but it was made for incredibly tall aliens so you can't reach anything.

I wish I finally had my growth spurt.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
You get your growth spurt, but one of your legs stays the same

I wish I could read people's thoughts
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler, 15dec and 1 other person
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
You get your growth spurt, but one of your legs stays the same

I wish I could read people's thoughts
Wish granted, but they can read yours too.

I wish it was snowing.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
M

MsM3talGamer

Voluntary deletion
Nov 28, 2018
1,504
Wish granted, but they can read yours too.

I wish it was snowing.
Wish granted but you get buried in an avalanche.

I wish I had the ability of telekinesis.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, Dead Meat and therhydler
LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted, but whatever you try to move instead flies towards you extremely fast

I wish I had a personal cook
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w and therhydler
S

sólstafir

Experienced
Nov 1, 2018
207
Wish granted but that will be me and all I'll make for you every day are fried eggs

I wish I was at warm place right now
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler and LiveSlowDieFast
15dec

15dec

ember in the dark
Dec 7, 2018
1,550
Wish granted, welcome to hell.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 2 others
LiveSlowDieFast

LiveSlowDieFast

Specialist
Nov 14, 2018
338
Wish granted but that will be me and all I'll make for you every day are fried eggs
Free fried eggs for the rest of my life sounds amazing tho

Wish granted, welcome to hell.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes

Wish granted, the shoes are 2 sizes too small though

I wish I had a job
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler and sólstafir
TAW122

TAW122

Emissary of the right to die.
Aug 30, 2018
6,883
Wish granted, but you work for minimum wage with no benefits.

I wished that I won the lottery.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w and therhydler
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but you work for minimum wage with no benefits.

I wished that I won the lottery.
Wish granted, but you can only spend it on charities.

I wish trump was out of office.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
Wish granted in the next 12 months.

I wish little children did not get cancer.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted in the next 12 months.

I wish little children did not get cancer.
Wish granted, but they get polio instead.

I wish social media would die out.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but only until the next generation when they bring it back in another form

I wish the earth blew up
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler and Dead Meat
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but only until the next generation when they bring it back in another form

I wish the earth blew up
Wish granted, but your existence continues in an alternate universe.

I wish the apocalypse was nigh.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
828
Wish is granted but not before you watch every episode Barney, Teletubbies, and My Little Pony.

I wish to be teleported to the top of Mount Everest on a sunny day
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish is granted but not before you watch every episode Barney, Teletubbies, and My Little Pony.

I wish to be teleported to the top of Mount Everest on a sunny day
Dear god you are a cruel soul.

Wish granted. But there's no way down. You're stuck.

I wish I could explore an alternate universe.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
N

NotWorthLiving

Enlightened
Dec 8, 2018
1,264
Wish granted but you can only explore within a 1km radius of where you end up

I wish to have more wishes
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler, Dead Meat and 1 other person
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted but you can only explore within a 1km radius of where you end up

I wish to have more wishes
Wish granted, but they can only benefit others.

I wish I was dead.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
You are dead, but you have to haunt me forever

I wish to own more onesies
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, therhydler and stellabelle
sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
You are dead, but you have to haunt me forever

I wish to own more onesies
Wish granted, you now own 100 onesies but they're all the same as the ones you already own.

I wish I would die in my sleep tonight
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, Aesthler, therhydler and 2 others
Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
Wish granted, you now own 100 onesies but they're all the same as the ones you already own.

I wish I would die in my sleep tonight

Wish granted, you die in your sleep, but someone calls 911 and they revive you

I wish for a french bulldog puppy
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w and therhydler
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but you reincarnate.

I wish I had a pizza.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but it chews everything that you own, including onesies.

I wish I could get off of this planet.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w and therhydler
sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
Wish granted, but it's a poopy pizza

I wish I knew how to interact socially
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, Aesthler and therhydler
stellabelle

stellabelle

ethereal
Dec 14, 2018
3,919
Wish granted, but you're the last human on earth.

I wish the old days of reddit were the present.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deleted member 4993, Deafsn0w, therhydler and 1 other person
Kdawg2018

Kdawg2018

Still here...
Nov 10, 2018
272
Wish granted, but it's a poopy pizza

I wish I knew how to interact socially

Wish granted, you interact socially as an alcoholic.

I wish for a luxury house to rent.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w and therhydler
Kyrok

Kyrok

Paragon
Nov 6, 2018
970
Wish granted, but you've bought it only because you're trapped in a nightmare marriage with a mentally ill spouse who demanded it.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w and therhydler
sif

sif

You deserve love
Dec 28, 2018
373
You recieve a physical representation of a wish that cannot be corrupted, but you break it!

I wish I didn't hate humanity
 
  • Like
Reactions: Deafsn0w, Aesthler and therhydler