Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but 30 minutes after you receive your Tesla, it gets run over by a tank.

I wish that I could have the power of invisibility

 

[EssenceFocus]

Granted, but only your body is invisible, so you have to be naked. Even deo and dust on your skin will be visible

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now you'll never be sleepy meaning you can't sleep anymore.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but whenever you manipulate time, your ears will grow bigger each time.

I wish the world was a better place

 

[epic]

Granted. It is now a better place ... in a parallel universe.

I wish we had a greener planet.

 

[greebo6]

Granted

But humans have to be extinct forever as a species.

 

[antigone_iris]

Granted

But humans have to be extinct forever as a species.

What do you wish for?

 

[greebo6]

Sorry...

I wish everyone on here could be happy

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted
We are all dead
I wish i was acceptable

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now everyone is obsessed with you.

I wish I could be free.

 

[antigone_iris]

Granted, but you would have no money, no internet and live on top of a mountain.

I wish people would be less shallow

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now everyone's standards raise as a result and there is more pressure on society than ever to become the peak of humanity, it's no longer enough to just be good looking, smart, sociable, or strong, now we all have to be all of those things all of the time and much more.

I wish happy people would feel my pain.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now you can also feel their pain as if it were yours.

I wish I was happy

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but someone innocent has to feel unhappy in order for you to be happy.

I wish I didn't have any more work to get done.

 

[epic]

Granted but wage also get slashed

I wish I was sent to Mars.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but you're going there completely naked

I wish I didn't need food to be healthy, and didn't feel hunger.

 

[Symbiote]

Granted. You feel thirstier instead

I wish for a banana popsicle.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it's almost completely melted :(

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Wraith]

Granted, but she's virtual.

I wish Cyberpunk 2077 would release today.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it's filled with bugs and glitches including ones that can brick your console.

I wish I had more time for games.

 

[DocNo]

edit: damn iron - u were too fast :D

granted: but you have to obsessivly play over and over the same shitty programmed game which drives you nuts.

i wish i could be a musician.

 

[Panna]

Granted: but your instruments break after every use

I wish I had a dolphin

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but without other dolphins to socialize with, your dolphin becomes a psychopath.

I wish someone would kill me.

 

[Panna]

Granted, but it's drawn out slowly over the course of many years

I wish I was a better cook

 

[kjghfg]

Granted, you are slightly better at cooking. The food you cook now is guaranteed to taste 0.01% better than before.

I wish I could fly.

 

[epic]

Granted but wings dissapear mid-air.

I wish my eyes were as powerful as a telescope.

 

[Symbiote]

Granted. But you can only view naked old men

I wish I was that naked old man.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it's really cold wherever you are.

I wish I no longer had diabetes.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now you have to inject yourself with water several times a day.

I wish humans could fly

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but now everyone has to worry about human poop falling on them from time to time.

I wish my car could fly over traffic.