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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, but he's kind of a dick.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to.
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but you fart loudly upon arrival

I wish to read minds
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, but their thoughts are really loud to you and can't be lowered.

I wish I wasn't a loser.
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

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Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but you win fairy gold

I wish I was not doomed
 
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Soul

Soul

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Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Granted: you are destined, not doomed, *and* you can twerk.

I wish cats were born with good homes to go to.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, but to achieve this a majority of them need to be wiped out first, and painfully.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,628
Granted but you become an old crazy cat man and you can't stop adopting cats.

I wish I was taller
 
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Ghost2211

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Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but you must work in a circus as a hot giant lady.

I wish mental illness didn't exist
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

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Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but you have to be an accountant and happy with it

I wish I was not born
 
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Antigonish

Antigonish

Mage
Sep 19, 2020
593
Granted, but you not being born somehow prevents the death of most major evil guys; hitler, stalin, john Wayne gacy, robin Williams, etc.

Wish I had a boyfriend
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but it's Homer Simpson

I wish I could see the future.
 
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Antigonish

Antigonish

Mage
Sep 19, 2020
593
Granted, you can only see how and when your loved ones will die.

I wish I was a vampire.
 
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dropdeadfred

dropdeadfred

Boarding the bus to Everlasting Dreamland ♡
Oct 19, 2020
256
Granted, but all blood is tainted & makes you very ill.

I wish that I could float into the sky from place to place.
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but the bird chatter drives you nuts.

Wish I had a puppy
 
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dropdeadfred

dropdeadfred

Boarding the bus to Everlasting Dreamland ♡
Oct 19, 2020
256
Granted, but it is rabid.

I wish I had trillions of dollars.
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

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Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but you spend it all buying property on Titan

Wish my plush tiger would come alive and growl at him
 
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Aurora

Aurora

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Nov 1, 2020
73
Granted, but it eats you and poops all over your house.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but he eats you

I wish I saw a shooting star tonight
 
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Antigonish

Antigonish

Mage
Sep 19, 2020
593
Granted, but he will be a possessive psychopath.

Wish this was my 200th post
Sorry replied to wrong one
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but now your post count doesn't increase even if you post.

I wish I knew what happens after we die.
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Granted, but it turns out to be doing the taxes forever

I wish I was very smart
 
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Soul

Soul

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Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Granted! No one notices a difference, though, because to everyone else you've always been very smart.

I wish I no one would dream of harming animals or causing them pain.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but now plants have the same feelings and pain receptors of animals.

I wish I could completely let go of the past.
 
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dropdeadfred

dropdeadfred

Boarding the bus to Everlasting Dreamland ♡
Oct 19, 2020
256
Granted, but your past is now your future.

I wish I was was married to a good man & woman (triad.)
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, but your marriage is only legal in Utah so you all have to move there where there's nothing to do.

I wish I was gay.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but now all guys are heterosexual.

I wish animals could talk.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, but you learn that squirrels are actually responsible for much of the world's crises and when they find out you can understand them, they go after you.

I wish I had more energy.
 
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Aurora

Aurora

Member
Nov 1, 2020
73
Granted, but you find out you need to charge yourself every night like a cellphone.

I wish lockdowns would end.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,207
Granted, lockdowns end but covid is still alive and well. The spread goes out of control and it mutates to a point where vaccine makers have to start all over in making one.

I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,017
Granted, but every time you unfreeze time you are naked.

I wish I could have a hug
 
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