Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but it's only for an hour every day, no more than that.

I wish I could get drunk and not face any repercussions.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you keep losing your socks.

Wish I was a monster

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but the Men in Black, X-Files, or whatever government agencies will always be hunting you down.

I wish my room was clean.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but it has pink walls

Wish there was another powercut

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but all the appliances still need their clocks reset as usual. That's already bad enough.

I wish I didn't need to have a job or do any work.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you will have to save the world instead from monsters

Wish half my face would simply disappear along with the pain

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you become the subject of a horror movie and get no rights to it unfortunately.

I wish there was a way to painlessly shave.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but now you have nose hair

Wish my hair was jet black

 

[Good4Nothing]

Granted, but now you have nose hair

Wish my hair was jet black

Granted, but you are covered in hair from head to toe, like a sasquatch.

I wish I was a billionaire.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted but you have to pay for me getting rid of my new fur :P

Wish Thor was my buddy, and knocked on our to sort things out here

 

[Deleted member 14573]

Granted, but he destroys your house in the process.

I wish I was energised 24/7 and didn't need sleep.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you have to fill in tax forms 8 hours a day

I wish my feet were not cold

 

[Soul]

Granted! You have gorgeously warm yeti-fur boots that appear on your feet as needed. You look and feel great in them!

I wish these papers I have to copy edit for a living were interesting.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, they contain the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

Wish another bird would fly in through the window.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Granted, but he eats you

Double entendre.

 

[Soul]

Wish another bird would fly in through the window.

Granted! A brilliantly colored, strong & graceful jungle bird swoops in, smelling of beautiful perfume and exotic music, and offers to take you anywhere you want in time and/or place, simply because s/he loves you and wants to do her/his best for you.

I wish @woxihuanni a wonderful life with the bird, and that she'll tell me what her avatar is.

 

[Deleted member 14573]

Granted, and I don't want to corrupt this wish because @woxihuanni deserves a wonderful life with beautiful birds.

I wish that my hair was always perfect.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted! A brilliantly colored, strong & graceful jungle bird swoops in, smelling of beautiful perfume and exotic music, and offers to take you anywhere you want in time and/or place, simply because s/he loves you and wants to do her/his best for you.

I wish @woxihuanni a wonderful life with the bird, and that she'll tell me what her avatar is.

Granted, it is a rock formation in Iceland. Aaand you have a magic rock that turns into the shape of your animal of choice!

 

[Sherri]

Granted anti depressants

wish they worked

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, and I don't want to corrupt this wish because @woxihuanni deserves a wonderful life with beautiful birds.

I wish that my hair was always perfect.

You are so sweet!

Granted, as a bonus, you are so happy that your smile lights up darkness.

Granted anti depressants

wish they worked

Granted, but they taste like frog candy.

Wish it was the previous century.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but this time World War III happens instead of the Cold War and the Great Depressions lasts until the year 2000.

I wish I had a reset button that I could use whenever I feel like it.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but every time it gives you a lot of earwax

I wish I was an orc

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but there's nothing for them to do except die in a losing battle.

I wish I could control society.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted. You gain control of society but lose control of your bladder.

I wish I had a cat to cuddle with.

 

[Good4Nothing]

Granted. You gain control of society but lose control of your bladder.

I wish I had a cat to cuddle with.

Granted, but you're a mouse.

I wish I had a friend to talk to...

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but they're deaf and mute so you can't quite know for sure whether they really care...

I wish my friends were less rude to each other.

 

[Aap]

Granted, but you are an unfaithful housewife in Iran.

I wish figs tasted as good as they looked.

 

[TrailerTrash]

Granted - but you acquire an autoimmune system allergy to figs that gives you diarrhea for the rest of your life.

I wish I could go back in time and fix some of my mistakes.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but with every mistake you fix a new one is made.

I wish all food were yummy.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but all drinks taste disgusting now.

I wish I had my own house.