Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

[monk-in-hell]

let's do it in the butt

 

[CrazyDiamond04]

*Woman to man*

I'm hung like a horse

The prompt was to ruin the date, not make it better.

 

[NeedAnEscape]

I'm pregnant.

 

[tiger b]

I made your mum pregnant.

 

[alphaomega]

Coincidence, your dad's my dad too!

 

[_Alfarooq_]

I self harmed last night

 

[BlockHammer]

My salary is way less than you

 

[siouxsie]

I don't believe in birth control.

 

[alphaomega]

Should my penis itch this much?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Thoughts on being a Sister Wife ???

 

[alphaomega]

Time to die, bitch!

 

[Little_Suzy]

You first, Assh0le!

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

I have a life sized doll that looks just like you. Want to see?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Why yes I do goon regularly.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Why yes I do goon regularly.

2nd question ....

Do you want to watch ????

 

[dysthymia]

Contraceptives are sinful.

 

[DeathGivesFreedom]

I don't know how to drive

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

And another thing about my ex....

 

[alphaomega]

What's a pilot's licence?

 

[akvalentine]

I only do it in fursuits

 

[eatantz]

Donald Trump is kina sexy

 

[alphaomega]

Joe Biden is my dad.

 

[falling_snow]

I no-no girl, I have dick.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Joe Biden is my dad.

Joe Budden is my dad.
Seriously though.... This is an awesome song.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Guy to a girl:

You remind me of my mom......

 

[Ctrl_Alt_DEL]

I got gonorrhea

 

[alphaomega]

Pass me that meat cleaver, please.

 

[LoiteringClouds]

A guy to a girl:
Your smile shines with partial dentures.

(This is basically me... I lost two teeth before losing my virginity )

 

[alphaomega]

I'll call your next of kin.

 

[AmericanMary]

Are you sure?