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Games Ruin A Date in 6 words or Less

Erdapfel

Erdapfel

I am a german potato
Feb 19, 2020
48
Don't do it, I'm a virgin!
 
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HelensNepenthe

HelensNepenthe

Thoughtful poster
Jan 17, 2019
835
You wore this on our date?

1591567790510
 
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Sensei

Sensei

剣道家
Nov 4, 2019
6,336
My hobbies? Mostly autopsies.
 
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sadghost

sadghost

S
May 17, 2020
232
Sorry I'm late, I was arrested
 
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Epsilon0

Enlightened
Dec 28, 2019
1,874
Addressing the waiter: You fucking nitwit, where's my bread?


Nothing puts me off more than rudeness, not even a pair of crocs :pfff:
 
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watereyes

watereyes

les malheurs de lizzie
Mar 27, 2020
738
do you enjoy puking?
 
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madbananas

Wizard
Apr 29, 2020
620
I'm too depressed to shave
 
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Aonewayticketplease

Student
Jun 3, 2019
156
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
God told me.
 
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MoreThanAFeeling

Specialist
Feb 23, 2020
392
I will vote for Trump. U?
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Here's a list of my stds
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
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MoreThanAFeeling

Specialist
Feb 23, 2020
392
Look what I can do..

*squirts milk from the eye into an empty glass*
10 unique skills and talents that are actually useless 4
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
*after being asked about kids*

Not after the last court case
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Wanna see my false teeth?
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Mother wouldn't like that.
 
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AnxietyAttack44

I just wanna go to my husband already.
Jun 5, 2020
1,092
I killed your dog, im sorry.
 
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Lorntroubles

Lorntroubles

Photography by Haris Nukem.
Jan 19, 2020
3,095
Your breath stinks.
 
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nitrogen

nitrogen

Schrödinger's cat
Nov 5, 2019
339
I have no gold for you (to dig).
 
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Pryras

Pryras

Last hope
Feb 11, 2020
621
Last date I went on the guy complimented me, I disagreed and he went on to say "no, you're gorgeous I love EXOTIC women"

I RAN outta there, no thanks!
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Heyyyyy sexy potatto!
 
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Brackenshire

Arcanist
Feb 23, 2020
467
Momma this is my date, hi
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Drives up in this:

Download
 
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Brackenshire

Arcanist
Feb 23, 2020
467
Bull balls
 
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TrailerTrash

TrailerTrash

Just Passing Through
Oct 10, 2019
240
Do you always look like this?
 
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