Spam thread - a thread dedicated to spam

[GuessWhosBack]

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I LOVE IT.

 

[One day too late]

 

[SpamMusubi]

 

[noname223]

After legendary threads like "Post your real face thread" (not made by myself) I considered to post a "Post your password for SaSu thread" on the next first of April. Next thread ideas would be post your tax ID, your ID and your porn browser history.

But I am too scared to get a warning. And that people are dumb enough to actually do it. Lol.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[noname223]

Social media should not be called "social" media.

 

[null_blank]

the context (youtube clip)

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

I had a great day today. I spent the day with my closest friends and it was pretty good. Just like in old school days. I am so fucking glad that I have my friends.

However, I am not sure whether they are aware how serious my suicidality is. They told me they think it is dangerous to store SN in my room. I have everything here just in case. I have no problem with joking with them about suicide. I rather have the fear they might feel guilty for joking about it with me. Personally, I find it funny. I have a guilty conscience to do this to them. It is one reason why I postponed it thus far. I could imagine they will read my SaSu posts when I am dead.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[d0000000774777]

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Spoiler: Our species is a mistake

 

[turbomightbegone]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[noname223]

This thread was a good idea. It was a IQ 9000 move to create it. It is always funny to look at new replies.

 

[noname223]

I don't have new ideas for this thread. Does this message count as spam?

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Whoever reads this must send this letter on in 3 hours after reading it to at least 10 different people. If you do this, you will receive unbelieveably good luck in love. The person that you are most attracted to will soon return your feelings. If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly head at you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! You have read the warnings, seen the cases, and the consequences. You MUST send this on or face dreadfuly bad luck. You have seen this letter, so ignoring it will result in unbelieveably bad luck for you if you don't send it on.

*NOTE* The more people that you send this to, the better luck you will have.

P.S. I did not make this up , someone sent it to me and I am passing it on to you! Forward this letter on NOW or you just might DIE!

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I don't think he's feeling too good

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[HereTomorrow]

 

[Steff1337]

Uhm, just spamming some more...

 

[QteStimBnnuy]

Meow

 

[Pluto]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[Steff1337]

UwU OwO

 

[HereTomorrow]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[TakeMeToHeaven]

 

[noname223]

I am really hungry for some spam. Actually, I am hungry but I want to stay thin.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

This thread is better than any thread in the game section. Despite the fact I never visit that section and don't know the threads there.