Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[motel rooms]

What do Jack the Ripper and the Queen of England have in common?

They both get aroused when they bathe in the blood of commoner harlots.
What would you say to yourself if I bit your lower lip & you really liked it?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

What would you say to yourself if I bit your lower lip & you really liked it?

"How on earth did he get into my living room?"

Northern America or Europe?

 

[motel rooms]

Northern America or Europe?

Patagonia.
Have I ever slept with a woman?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Patagonia.
Have I ever slept with a woman?

You've slept with every woman; that's why you had to turn to men.

How tall am I?

 

[motel rooms]

Just the right height to fit into my mouth.

How hairy am I?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

How hairy am I?

Not as hairy as your mum.

Why is everyone here so gloomy?

 

[motel rooms]

Why is everyone here so gloomy?

Because they all wanna get with me, but I've beaten my sex addiction for good.

Why do str8 people keep appropriating gay sex acts?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Why do str8 people keep appropriating gay sex acts?

They've run out of ideas.

Jean-Luc Godard wants to make a movie about your life. What is it called?

 

[Seiba]

seiba profite de sa femme galloise

how does one fight off anglo-saxons and see that the british can't exist

 

[Bigpink]

Stop them reading the Daily Mail.

Why can't I get no satisfaction?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Why can't I get no satisfaction?

You're Mick Jagger.

Where is Wally?

 

[motel rooms]

Where is Wally?

On a willy.

What is wisdom?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

What is wisdom?

A word.

Fritz Lang has lost his monocle. Where is it?

 

[motel rooms]

Fritz Lang has lost his monocle. Where is it?

In a vintage robot's vagina.

Why do I feel like I'm wasting time on SS when all time is always wasted anyway?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Why do I feel like I'm wasting time on SS when all time is always wasted anyway?

'Tis the Lord's punishment for impure thoughts.

Should I still go for drowning or opt for partial instead?

 

[motel rooms]

Should I still go for drowning or opt for partial instead?

You can't play Ophelia if you opt for partial.

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Should I, after tea and cakes and ices,
Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis?

It is impossible to say just what I mean!

O sick heart, be at rest!
Is there nothing I can do
To quiet your crying in my breast?
Will nothing comfort you?

 

[motel rooms]

Nothing is hopeless; we must hope for everything.

Tell me, how does it feel with my teeth in your heart?

 

[narval]

This is my answer & question at the same time:

why do you suppose I have heart?

 

[motel rooms]

why do you suppose I have heart?

Because I know what junk tastes like.





¿Qué deseo, qué no deseo,
por el río y por la mar?

 

[narval]

Because I know what junk tastes like.





¿Qué deseo, qué no deseo,
por el río y por la mar?

Yo no sabe, pregúntale mejor a un genio de la lámpara, seguro que entiende mejor que yo ese verso de Lorca (lo busqué en google).

what's the point of the existence of the universe?

 

[FriendofDeath]

It's a computer program that can't be reset because the password has been forgotten and attempted too many times.

Why does a squared plus b squared equal to c squared? a

 

[Loaf of bread]

Because I said so.

Why are oceans saltwater?

 

[narval]

the gnomes forgot to turn off the salt factory.

Are oranges called oranges because of the color or is the color orange called orange because of the fruit?

 

[Larkins]

Oranges are called oranges due to the similarity in colour to the Orangutan.

The James Webb telescope is....

 

[Loaf of bread]

The James Webb telescope is a type of James Webb. It was named after Mr Telescope.

Why is glass transparent?

 

[Al_stargate]

That remains to be seen.

Why does my pee come out yellow?

 

[Larkins]

Because even your pee supports Ukraine

Is it me or...

 

[AQUA]

do dogs not have periods

How do you scratch the part you can't reach?

 

[Glowarm]

By using silverware when I visit someone's house

What are blankets made out of?