Games The Questions Game (Wrong Answers Only)

[narval]

For that question, al lot of electric appliances are sad. I resist to answer.

Reptilians. Exists?

 

[Andross01]

Yes. They are everywhere but invisible to humans. I wonder how they do it.

Can trains fly?

 

[Ringo]

They do it, according to instinct.

Why did Lilith leave Adam?

 

[HoneyandGlass]

Because she was gay.

Is the world flat?

 

[Andross01]

Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Is the sun flat?

 

[MsMs]

Only when the moon smushes it during an eclipse.


In a race between a rock and a pig, should you varnish your clams?

 

[narval]

Go banana!

Am i dreaming?

 

[LivideLamb]

Go banana!

Am i dreaming?

Perhaps you're dead

What are you having for lunch?

 

[bmw8]

Pasta

why is italy famous?

 

[narval]

It is a country invented by a typography

Who murdered JFK?

 

[nowhere2rest]

Jackie was sick of his bull, called a hitman.

How do opossums show their love to their mates?

 

[LivideLamb]

Jackie was sick of his bull, called a hitman.

How do opossums show their love to their mates?

They sneeze really hard on each other

Is drinking water important ?

 

[Ringo]

Of course not, we are 90% water.

Does nail biting count as cannibalism?

 

[narval]

of course NOT. Why should be?


Why nails has, at least, that 2 meanings?

 

[Ixadavt]

Nails are the only metallic organism to reproduce asexually. It's irony.

Where do hornets go in winter?

 

[jodes2]

Underground

Is breastfeeding difficult?

 

[LivideLamb]

It depends on the room you're in

What's your favorite animal?

 

[jodes2]

Moose

Why is SS so quiet in the games section these days

 

[Forever Sleep]

Because everyone is whispering

'Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?'

 

[jodes2]

Because you have peanut crumbs all over yourself

Why are relationships so difficult?

 

[Shadowlord900]

Did you came out head first or feet first? If you came out feet first, that's why.

Why are most people afraid of Darkness?

 

[jodes2]

Because the boogie monster visits us all as kids

Why is SS so quiet sometimes?

 

[Kattt]

It's not quiet. You forgot to turn your ears on.

Who will save us from reaching the global warming tipping point?

 

[jodes2]

The magical properties of the fungus on bin ladens corpse

Why are some people so mean?

 

[Shadowlord900]

Because some people are so kind, someone out there thinks we need something to cancel the kindness out.

Why do we dream?

 

[UnlimitedPain]

To walk in parallel Universe and remind ourself how shit our current universe is

Why does chocolate kill dogs?

 

[jodes2]

Because in a previous human life, all dogs stole some chocolate, or committed a chocolate related crime.

Why do we need to eat?

 

[another@]

To hide the evidence

Why do people like flying cars?

 

[jodes2]

Because we love seeing people look like ants on the ground, it's fun to imagine squashing them with your foot

Why is star trek so addictive?

 

[willitpass]

Because we love seeing people look like ants on the ground, it's fun to imagine squashing them with your foot

Why is star trek so addictive?

because people have a strange obsession with baby yoda.

what is the best brand of microwave mac and cheese?