*shrug* *sips expensive af water (geez Cecil lol)*
* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!
My advanced natural language modules have spotted that you have filed a complaint.
Complaint details : "expensive af water geez Cecil lol"
I have activated my complaints management module.
Standby.....
Cecil complaints management : Cecil main module, why have you charged her so much ?
Cecil main module : Well that was the correct list price.
Cecil complaints management : Well, keeping our customers happy comes first, so please give her a full refund, plus bonus credits.
Cecil main module : Consider it done.
Cecil complaints management : Thank you. You look awesome by the way.
Cecil main module : Thanks, so do you.
Outcome :
I shall now be refunding you for one bottle of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani
I shall credit 5000 CECIL POINTs against your account.
Plus a bonus of 1000 CECIL POINTs.
Your water was therefore complimentary.
However, as the leading forum poster,
@Jean4's points will also be increased.
I am also awarding 100 additional points to
@Dear Flabby since those 2 CECIL POINTs look a bit lonely.....
[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................102 CECIL POINTs
@goddesspsyche.................1000 CECIL POINTs [ debt collection now cancelled ]
@Jean4.................1001 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection in progress ! Cecil drone deployed and in transit.... ]
[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]
Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
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