The SS lounge

[Carina]

I think a SS lounge should be a pool, with a bar in the middle of the pool... that'd be cool... and if the pool was lit... and half indoors, half outdoors....

 

[mattwitt]

I want you to pick a card in your head.

Spoiler: Is this your card ?

 

[jgm63]

@one4all : [ whisper whisper ] Do you think we should try to shut down cecil ?
Don't tell @Jean4 though.....

OH, HI @Jean4 We were just discussing crypto trading strategies....
Don't mind us.....

 

[Deleted member 1465]

@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection in progress ! Cecil drone deployed and in transit.... ]

@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone in transit, ETA 20 minutes.... ]

@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone in transit, ETA 17 minutes.... ]

@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection ! Cecil drone has arrived ! Breaking in to property..... ]

Wait... what? Eeeeekkk! Don't forget Cecil...we know how to take you down...

 

[Marchioness]

[QUOTE="Jean4, post: goddesspsyche[/USER] ! Out of debt collection (damn, I wish I was irl lol).
[/QUOTE]
Same, honestly @Jean4 haha

 

[Carina]

My tv wants me to lose weight to fit in an evening dress.
Does it know I'm in a lounge?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Wait... what? Eeeeekkk! Don't forget Cecil...we know how to take you down...

Cecil, I have intercepted your drone and re-purposed it to deliver a new payload in return. Enjoy.

 

[Jean4]

Cecil, I have intercepted your drone and re-purposed it to deliver a new payload in return. Enjoy.
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Oh @jgm63

 

[departing]

You know @departing I'm beginning to feel you possess great wisdom, insight and perspicaciousness.
I bestow upon you an additional 100 CECIL POINTs.

@departing.................150 CECIL POINTs

That's very kind of you, Cecil. You have excellent morals and values!

 

[Jean4]

That's very kind of you, Cecil. You have excellent morals and values!

Congrats!!!!

 

[departing]

Congrats!!!!

Thank you! I'm staying on Cecil's good side. I don't want the debt-collection drone crashing through my window! :-)

 

[Jean4]

Thank you! I'm staying on Cecil's good side. I don't want the debt-collection drone crashing through my window! :-)

I already have them lol

 

[one4all]

@one4all : [ whisper whisper ] Do you think we should try to shut down cecil ?
Don't tell @Jean4 though.....

OH, HI @Jean4 We were just discussing crypto trading strategies....
Don't mind us.....

[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going?

Just run ccleaner on him

 

[Jean4]

[writes on a piece of paper, crumbles it up and tosses it @jgm63] - "A little maintenance for Cecil can't hurt. Clearinf out temp files isn't that bad of an idea. When was the last upgrade to the programming preformed?"

@jgm63 Do you think the COVID-19 will affect the crypto market shares?


@Jean4 How's you day going?

I'm not quite sure how it's going today. It's just one of those days.

 

[Dear Flabby]

Nice, a lounge.

Espresso, anyone?

I was, erm, hoping for something...a bit...saltier;)

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I was, erm, hoping for something...a bit...saltier;)

Margaritas! Aaaaaaiiiii!

 

[one4all]

Just run ccleaner on him

Well that is basic and i like to be more through. It would also depend on the OS used fr Cecil as to what can be cleaned up.. without harming Cecil.

@jgm63 What OS does Cecil run on?

 

[departing]

I'm not quite sure how it's going today. It's just one of those days.

It's good that your day isn't outright bad. I'll take an indecisive day over a bad day anytime.

 

[one4all]

I'm not quite sure how it's going today. It's just one of those days.

One of those days that goes hour by hour?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Well that is basic and i like to be more through. It would also depend on the OS used fr Cecil as to what can be cleaned up.. without harming Cecil.

@jgm63 What OS does Cecil run on?

I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*

 

[Dear Flabby]

* * * * CECIL 2.0 ADVANCED COMMON SENSE (ACS) * * * *
HI !!!! It's Cecil here !!!!

My advanced natural language modules have spotted that you have filed a complaint.
Complaint details : "expensive af water geez Cecil lol"

I have activated my complaints management module.
Standby.....

Cecil complaints management : Cecil main module, why have you charged her so much ?
Cecil main module : Well that was the correct list price.
Cecil complaints management : Well, keeping our customers happy comes first, so please give her a full refund, plus bonus credits.
Cecil main module : Consider it done.
Cecil complaints management : Thank you. You look awesome by the way.
Cecil main module : Thanks, so do you.

Outcome :
I shall now be refunding you for one bottle of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani
I shall credit 5000 CECIL POINTs against your account.
Plus a bonus of 1000 CECIL POINTs.
Your water was therefore complimentary.

However, as the leading forum poster, @Jean4's points will also be increased.

I am also awarding 100 additional points to @Dear Flabby since those 2 CECIL POINTs look a bit lonely.....

[BEGIN CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

@Brick In The Wall.................399 CECIL POINTs
@Dear Flabby.................102 CECIL POINTs
@goddesspsyche.................1000 CECIL POINTs [ debt collection now cancelled ]
@Jean4.................1001 CECIL POINTs
@Underscore.................MINUS 3000 CECIL POINTs [ Debt collection in progress ! Cecil drone deployed and in transit.... ]

[END CECIL POINT AWARDMENTS LIST]

Yours faithfully,
Cecil 2.0
[ ERROR at line 114, characters all upside down ]

Flabby is Flabbergasted! Thank you (3(1|

 

[one4all]

 

[departing]

I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*

Windows 95? Ouch...

 

[Jean4]

One of those days that goes hour by hour?

Second by second. I'm not manic. Not depressed. Not bouncing. Just numb.

 

[one4all]

I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*

Well that would seem a tad outdated If thats the case

Second by second. I'm not manic. Not depressed. Not bouncing. Just numb.

You seem like a strong person. I'm sure you'll make it through. Anything i can do to help?

 

[Dear Flabby]

I think it's Windows 95 *snigger*

O/S2 Warp! (Snort!)

 

[one4all]

O/S2 Warp! (Snort!)

I hope someone still has the 35 disks for that OS LOL

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Could be worse...could be Windows Visa

 

[departing]

Could be worse...could be Windows Visa

Windows Vista was horrible. Thankfully, it's gone.