Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a game of beach volleyball

Inserts crisps

 

[GoBack]

Gets beer

Inserts an orange

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets Donald Trump

Inserts table leg

 

[GoBack]

Gets wonky table

Inserts batteries

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets remote control

Inserts shaver

 

[GoBack]

Gets haircut

Inserts wonder

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a pyramid

Inserts plane

 

[GoBack]

Gets Ryanair 1 euro special

Inserts thumbtacks

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets corkboard

Inserts thumb grip

 

[GoBack]

Gets happy thumbs

Inserts pennies

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets pound coin

Inserts trifle

 

[GoBack]

Gets jelly and icecream

Inserts a backflip

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a gymnast

Inserts cupcake

 

[GoBack]

Gets a toothache

Inserts dentist

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a crown fitted

Inserts phone card

 

[GoBack]

Gets a call to mission impossible

Inserts baseball cap

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets World Series tickets (whenever that might happen)

Inserts a packet of salt

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets dead slugs

Inserts peanut butter and jam sandwich

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets a jelly-filled doughnut

Inserts left shoe

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets right sock

Insert time machine

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets an autographed picture of Dr Who

Inserts a mango

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets mango slices

Inserts phone number

 

[Lunarhour]

Gets a suicide hotline number

Inserts a string of Joe Biden's hair

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a confused old man

Inserts tampon

 

[Lunarhour]

Gets a jar of blood

Inserts an empty beer can

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets an alcoholic

Inserts light bulb

 

[Lunarhour]

Inserts a mushroom from super mario

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets world's ugliest lamp

Inserts Constitution of the United States

 

[NotGonnaLast]

Gets a disorganized government

Inserts mentos

 

[Lunarhour]

Gets George Washington's middle finger

Inserts a deflated blow up doll

Gets a disorganized government

Inserts mentos

Hey NotGonnalast wait your turn Jesus! I'm trying to use the vending machine!