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TheDog_

TheDog_

Member
Feb 25, 2023
97
Granted but you stink like poo

Superpower: never get sick
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll infect everyone you touch with aids

Superpower: be able to type as fast as I can think
 
freecoffee

freecoffee

Member
Feb 6, 2023
71
Granted but you aren't able to filter the thoughts you type out

Superpower: learn everything in any textbook just by touching it
 
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Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
257
Granted, but you'll be able to do this on your least favorite subjects

Superpower: To induce any form of obsession by touching someone
 
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Zegers

Zegers

Enlightened
Dec 15, 2021
1,761
Granted, you would be obsessed with passing it on to as many people as possible and you would never have enough leading a permanent anxiety and fomo.

power: change appearance whenever i want

this game reminds me of the movie called "Bedazzled" (Brendan Fraser) every wish made wasn't what he expected lol

Side effect: less guys will want to be around you
Just not true lol If you are popular with girls, guys are more likely to be interested in you.
 
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Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
257
Granted, but you'll always become a cm shorter every time you use your powers

Superpower: Eat as much as I want without feeling full
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll need to poop ever 15 minutes

Superpower: to always feel 100% satisfied
 
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LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,788
Granted but you won't actually achieve anything.

Superpower: to travel at 100 mph without any vehicle
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll be blind while you travel and might hit things

Superpower: be able to talk and my voice goes worldwide into everyone's head
 
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Unsure and Useless

Unsure and Useless

Drifting Aimlessly without Roots
Feb 7, 2023
257
Granted, but it'll be in a separate language that no one will understand

Superpower: To teleport to a bed that I claimed as mine
 
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soontobedone

soontobedone

Leave blank
Feb 27, 2023
314
Granted, but the bed springs creak.
Superpower: To make death as easy and painless as stepping through a doorway.
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll take 100 other people with you when you do and they'll all be kids who want to live

Superpower: be able to take drugs without any addictions, side effects or tolerance build up
 
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soontobedone

soontobedone

Leave blank
Feb 27, 2023
314
Granted but you'll take 100 other people with you when you do and they'll all be kids who want to live

Superpower: be able to take drugs without any addictions, side effects or tolerance build up
Loll
 
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Next-to-Nil

Next-to-Nil

Begrudgingly Everlasting
Mar 2, 2023
238
Granted but you'll take 100 other people with you when you do and they'll all be kids who want to live

Superpower: be able to take drugs without any addictions, side effects or tolerance build up
Granted, but you will never have any tolerance whatsoever and are constantly at extreme risk of overdose.

Superpower: The power to change my clothes instantly and at will, cleaning them in the process.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you can only wear pink

Superpower: I wish I was never bored
 
Next-to-Nil

Next-to-Nil

Begrudgingly Everlasting
Mar 2, 2023
238
Granted because I'll be running around and doing flips in hot pink.

Superpower: I want the power of Bono where every time I clap someone in Africa dies... oh, and a plane ticket to Africa, that's important.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll need to wash 3 times a day from the heat

Superpower: I wish I could turn water into orange juice
 
Next-to-Nil

Next-to-Nil

Begrudgingly Everlasting
Mar 2, 2023
238
Granted but it's ALL water, on Earth, and you can't change it back. Also, people are water at a high percentage so...

Superpower: I wish I could never be exhausted.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll be grouchy

Superpower: I wish I was never I'll in any way
 
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Next-to-Nil

Next-to-Nil

Begrudgingly Everlasting
Mar 2, 2023
238
Granted, but all your money goes into the medical system to prevent any form of illness.

I wish I could switch genders outright by snapping my fingers.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but you'll still look as though you were the same sex

I wish I could snap my fingers and kill all mods and admins on reddit
 
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Next-to-Nil

Next-to-Nil

Begrudgingly Everlasting
Mar 2, 2023
238
That actually IMPROVES my wish; I get to keep my body, just swap genitalias? NICE!

Granted, but the whole site will go down forever as a result and nobody will ever pick it back up.

I wish I had a sexy, sex-positive, supportive girlfriend.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Granted but she'll snore, burp, fart a lot and will want more sex than you can handle

Superpower: snap my fingers and make companies vanish into thin air
 
Random-frog

Random-frog

Any pronouns
Mar 1, 2023
4
The ability to control time
Granted but she'll snore, burp, fart a lot and will want more sex than you can handle

Superpower: snap my fingers and make companies vanish into thin air
Granted but a bigger more corrupt one will appear in its place
 
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QteStimBnnuy

QteStimBnnuy

Qtpuppet
Feb 9, 2023
144
The ability to control time

Granted but a bigger more corrupt one will appear in its place
Granted,* bur your body will also* be affected by the speed of time, so you can only move as much as the time setting allows and will age accordingly

🗿
I wish for the power of extreme(automatic) self regeneration
 
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Random-frog

Random-frog

Any pronouns
Mar 1, 2023
4
Granted,* bur your body will also* be affected by the speed of time, so you can only move as much as the time setting allows and will age accordingly

🗿
I wish for the power of extreme(automatic) self regeneration
granted but you harm other people when you do it

I wish to be able to make food appear out of no where
 
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LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,788
granted but you harm other people when you do it

I wish to be able to make food appear out of no where
Granted but the food has no taste.

Superpower: to change the color of clothes I'm wearing to whatever I want
 
WhiteDarkness

WhiteDarkness

Member
Mar 15, 2023
5
Granted but the food has no taste.

Superpower: to change the color of clothes I'm wearing to whatever I want
Granted. However, you will be unable to see the color of the cloths you are wearing in the outside world.

Superpower: Perfect pitch.
 
szk

szk

voe
Apr 1, 2023
97
Granted. However, you will be unable to see the color of the cloths you are wearing in the outside world.

Superpower: Perfect pitch.
Side effect: your voice would hurt constantly

Superpower: night vision
 
W

WonderfulWeatherDIE

Got all my sources lined up.
Apr 2, 2023
84
Side effect: your voice would hurt constantly

Superpower: night vision
Granted but you cant turn it off so you wont see shit and be blinded by brightness during the day.

Superpower: Spawn a bowl of warm done ramen noodles anywhere I look, on demand.
 

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