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lessthanperfect

Student
Mar 30, 2023
132
Granted but you aren't able to filter the thoughts you type out

Superpower: learn everything in any textbook just by touching it
Granted but you can only do this with one textbook at a time and you'll have to carry around extra textbooks if you want to know anything about anything else that day.

I want to be able to conjure things from thin air
 
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loopdaloop

-
Apr 16, 2023
323
Granted, but you use up all the oxygen nearby to conjure the material starting from where you stand and the area of zero oxygen extends more the heavier the object you conjure

Superpower: the ability to temporarily split yourself and go to different places in the same time
 
ixkitty

ixkitty

Let me be Selfish, just this once.
Aug 15, 2020
358
Granted, but you use up all the oxygen nearby to conjure the material starting from where you stand and the area of zero oxygen extends more the heavier the object you conjure

Superpower: the ability to temporarily split yourself and go to different places in the same time
Side effect: your emotions randomly split as well.

Super power: understand animals
 
nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
302
Side effect: lose understanding of human languages

Super power: erase painful memories from anyone's mind
 
Sluggish_Slump

Sluggish_Slump

Specialist
Mar 29, 2023
300
Side effect: each memory wiped off will carry on other random memories (the removal of memories isn't precise and wipes off more than you intend)

Super power: read other people's minds
 
Little_Suzy

Little_Suzy

Amphibious
May 1, 2023
941
Side Effect: you can only read other people's mind while they are going #2…..24/7! 🚽 💩 :pfff:

Make all my food zero calories!
 
nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
302
Direct consequence: you slowly and painfully die from starvation

Super power: super strength
 
Sluggish_Slump

Sluggish_Slump

Specialist
Mar 29, 2023
300
Side effect: super appetite for food that never gets satiated (to sustain the strength)

Super power: magically change clothes to whatever I want in a split second, kinda like a Sailor Moon transformation
 
One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: the close doesn't always fit.

Super power: the ability to alter reality.
 
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bluepepper246

Member
Jan 13, 2024
26
Side effect: farting from the mouth

Super power: things go as I imagine in my head
 
JuniperWinter

JuniperWinter

Member
Jul 5, 2023
14
side effect: you cant imagine things perfectly, its always just slightly off

power: any mental image I have I can manifest into real life
 
DarkRange55

DarkRange55

I am Skynet
Oct 15, 2023
1,855
Well first I thought I would want the ability to read people's minds but then I realized most people don't have minds. I think I'd rather have the superpower of absolute persuasion. It's similar to mine control per se but it's a little bit more subtle in that it requires me actually having to talk to people. Because I'm wondering if there is always just a series or combination of words and body language and cadence and tone of voice that you can use to utterly convince anybody of anything at any time like you could suddenly make Richard Dawkins into a raving Christian and you could suddenly make the pope into a card carrying atheist.
Otherwise maybe telekinesis or something. Warren Buffett and Bill Gates both said they would like to be the world's fastest reader as their superpower
 
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One day too late

One day too late

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Aug 14, 2020
4,236
side effect: you cant imagine things perfectly, its always just slightly off

power: any mental image I have I can manifest into real life

side effect: you cry uncontrollably for 23 hrs after using your power.

power: anything I draw can be brought to reality.
 
MiMif

MiMif

I do not live for others to understand me...
Sep 13, 2023
588
side effect: you cry uncontrollably for 23 hrs after using your power.

power: anything I draw can be brought to reality.
Side effect: you become dumber Everytime you draw (can lead to being braindead)

Power: I get a 2000 iq
 
ijustwishtodie

ijustwishtodie

death will be my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
5,323
Side effect: you become dumber Everytime you draw (can lead to being braindead)

Power: I get a 2000 iq
Side effect: you have to use your 2000 iq to be a villain against humanity

Power: to manipulate probabilities
 
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nofunclub

nofunclub

all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall
Jul 17, 2023
302
Side effect: the thing with the lowest probability will happen more often than not.

Power: to speed up or slow down time
 
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rozeske

Maybe I am the problem
Dec 2, 2023
3,799
Side effect: You would get sicker every time you do it.
Power: you snap your fingers and cease to exist.
 
Yarani

Yarani

lost
Mar 29, 2024
256
Side effect: the being (human, animal) you love most will suffer a horrible, slow chronic illness

Power: to know everything that has ever been written
 
One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: Your mind overloaded and now in a vegetable state.

Power: Ability to phase through solid matter.
 
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QueerMelancholy

QueerMelancholy

Mage
Jul 29, 2023
534
Side effect: Every time you phase through solid matter pieces of the solid matter replace pieces of your body.

Power: Ability to see an hour into the future.
 
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One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: You lose an hr of your life every time you use that ability.

Power: Ability to steal someone's power.
 
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QueerMelancholy

QueerMelancholy

Mage
Jul 29, 2023
534
Side effect: Every time you steal someone's power an incurable tumor grows in your brain.

Power: Ability to turn any organic matter I touch that isn't me into solid gold.
 
Yarani

Yarani

lost
Mar 29, 2024
256
Side effect: All anorganic matter that you touch turns into rotting organic tissue

Power: Ability to heal any illness in any being
 
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One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: You can turn your ability on or off.
Side effect: All anorganic matter that you touch turns into rotting organic tissue

Power: Ability to heal any illness in any being
I was going to say the side effect is like Rogues and the ability can't be turned off.

Side effect: You get the illness for 6 months

Power: Healing abilities like Wolverine
 
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QueerMelancholy

QueerMelancholy

Mage
Jul 29, 2023
534
Side effect: Every time you heal your wounds they really transfer to someone you know

Power: Necromancy
 
One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: Every time you bring a being back to live, you lose a piece of your humanity.

Power: Ability to control the weather
 
sserafim

sserafim

brighter than the sun, that’s just me
Sep 13, 2023
9,015
Side effect: but you can only make it rain

Power: The ability to read and control people's minds
Well first I thought I would want the ability to read people's minds but then I realized most people don't have minds. I think I'd rather have the superpower of absolute persuasion. It's similar to mine control per se but it's a little bit more subtle in that it requires me actually having to talk to people. Because I'm wondering if there is always just a series or combination of words and body language and cadence and tone of voice that you can use to utterly convince anybody of anything at any time like you could suddenly make Richard Dawkins into a raving Christian and you could suddenly make the pope into a card carrying atheist.
Otherwise maybe telekinesis or something. Warren Buffett and Bill Gates both said they would like to be the world's fastest reader as their superpower
Lol same
 
One day too late

One day too late

….
Aug 14, 2020
4,236
Side effect: but you can only make it rain

Power: The ability to read and control people's minds

Lol same
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Side effect: You have no control of your body when you use your ability

Power: Ability to control all the elements
 

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