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Chiyuki99

Chiyuki99

a nightmare dressed like a daydream
May 28, 2019
140
Gets a real baby orangutan

Inserts cat litter
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts cat litter

Gets that polkadot cat in a straw hat and bowtie again, but this time he's adult-human size, walks upright and uses the toilet like everyone else. He has a well-paying job and is willing to pay his share of the rent and do some of the household chores if you let him stay.

Inserts the Silk Road
 
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FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Elementalist
May 22, 2020
833
Receive strand after strand of purest silk which you either use for a Halloween costume OR a cocoon.

Insert world's ugliest lamp
 
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agentgeez

agentgeez

Student
Jun 30, 2020
107
Gets the world's most beautiful lightbulb, but now you have no lamp to use it. That's unfortunate.

Inserts a grand piano.
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts a grand piano.

Damn - that polkadot cat has a twin who also walks upright! This one is co-owner of a thriving club ... and is now yours! *.*

Inserts a spiritual quest
 
Csmith8827

Csmith8827

Don't you listen to your heart? (Listen to it...)
Oct 26, 2019
905
Gets a drunken nightmare


Inserts a nazi
 
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FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Elementalist
May 22, 2020
833
Gets a grammy for this brand new category!

Inserts a counterfeit $20 bill
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts a counterfeit $20 bill

Gets two real $10s and an irresistible urge to give them away or spend them on others. Being generous feels so good!

Inserts excellent advice
 
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Thinking

Thinking

Specialist
Jul 9, 2020
310
Gets a lifelong friend who takes your advice, succeeds, and then gives good advice back to you so you succeed too.

Inserts a cloak of invisibility
 
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agentgeez

agentgeez

Student
Jun 30, 2020
107
Gets an invisible fortune; however, the machine spits them out in coins and you can't find them as they fly onto the floor, lost forever.

Inserts a pair of worn-down gloves.
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts a pair of worn-down gloves

Gets a pair of beautiful, supple and highly durable gloves that know how to cook and draw beautifully, and also dance sometimes and do entertaining shadow puppets.

Inserts a handful of tasty radishes straight from the garden (washed first!)
 
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Thinking

Thinking

Specialist
Jul 9, 2020
310
Gets two baby bunnies who snuggle right up against you.

Inserts a garden hose
 
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Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts a garden hose

Gets one of those ultracool "walls of water" that you can walk through when you feel hot, or just admire the rainbows when you're not. Plus a refreshing tropical drink with a paper parasol in it.

Inserts a refreshing blue daquiri for 4 in a whole pineapple, since it's not very covid-safe without super-long straws that I don't have the strength to suck through
 
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agentgeez

agentgeez

Student
Jun 30, 2020
107
Gets a swarm of flies; all this food and drink you've been putting into the machine has been sitting there rotting, ya know!

Inserts a dog made out of balloons.
 
FriendofDeath

FriendofDeath

Elementalist
May 22, 2020
833
Receives 21 balloon puppies. Who knew she was pregnant? Maybe a world record, too. Good thing they don't eat much.

Inserts a piece of coal.
 
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lostangel

lostangel

Enlightened
Mar 22, 2019
1,051
gets a large amount of charcoal you can use for the CO method

inserts a teabag
 
G

Gentleman

For ethics, there is only suffering and its cure.
Sep 10, 2020
65
Gets a pothead
Inserts the year 2020
 
epic

epic

Enlightened
Aug 9, 2019
1,813
Gets sneezed on by the vending machine, it now has coronavirus .

Inserts toothpaste.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,628
Gets a random child's tooth

Inserts sex toy
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Gets an albatross.

Inserts a lighter
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,628
Gets a big bag of weed

Inserts a finger
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Inserts a finger

Gets stuck. Sorry.

Inserts the rest of @Maxtothemax to unclog the mechanism.

Gets a sweet & comical cat.

Inserts Election Day.
 
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MrBlue

MrBlue

Arcanist
Jul 1, 2020
416
Gets an invation to play League of Legends

Inserts a goldfish
 
woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
3,299
Gets embroidered goldfish.

Inserts a pond.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,628
Gets a hundred frogs

Inserts toenail clippings
 

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