Games The Vending Machine of the Universe

[Chiyuki99]

Gets a real baby orangutan

Inserts cat litter

 

[Soul]

Inserts cat litter

Gets that polkadot cat in a straw hat and bowtie again, but this time he's adult-human size, walks upright and uses the toilet like everyone else. He has a well-paying job and is willing to pay his share of the rent and do some of the household chores if you let him stay.

Inserts the Silk Road

 

[FriendofDeath]

Receive strand after strand of purest silk which you either use for a Halloween costume OR a cocoon.

Insert world's ugliest lamp

 

[agentgeez]

Gets the world's most beautiful lightbulb, but now you have no lamp to use it. That's unfortunate.

Inserts a grand piano.

 

[Soul]

Inserts a grand piano.

Damn - that polkadot cat has a twin who also walks upright! This one is co-owner of a thriving club ... and is now yours! *.*

Inserts a spiritual quest

 

[Csmith8827]

Gets a drunken nightmare


Inserts a nazi

 

[Soul]

Inserts a nazi

Gets a season at a spiritual-rejuvenation spa.

Inserts a riddim

 

[FriendofDeath]

Gets a grammy for this brand new category!

Inserts a counterfeit $20 bill

 

[Soul]

Inserts a counterfeit $20 bill

Gets two real $10s and an irresistible urge to give them away or spend them on others. Being generous feels so good!

Inserts excellent advice

 

[Thinking]

Gets a lifelong friend who takes your advice, succeeds, and then gives good advice back to you so you succeed too.

Inserts a cloak of invisibility

 

[agentgeez]

Gets an invisible fortune; however, the machine spits them out in coins and you can't find them as they fly onto the floor, lost forever.

Inserts a pair of worn-down gloves.

 

[Soul]

Inserts a pair of worn-down gloves

Gets a pair of beautiful, supple and highly durable gloves that know how to cook and draw beautifully, and also dance sometimes and do entertaining shadow puppets.

Inserts a handful of tasty radishes straight from the garden (washed first!)

 

[Thinking]

Gets two baby bunnies who snuggle right up against you.

Inserts a garden hose

 

[Soul]

Inserts a garden hose

Gets one of those ultracool "walls of water" that you can walk through when you feel hot, or just admire the rainbows when you're not. Plus a refreshing tropical drink with a paper parasol in it.

Inserts a refreshing blue daquiri for 4 in a whole pineapple, since it's not very covid-safe without super-long straws that I don't have the strength to suck through

 

[agentgeez]

Gets a swarm of flies; all this food and drink you've been putting into the machine has been sitting there rotting, ya know!

Inserts a dog made out of balloons.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Receives 21 balloon puppies. Who knew she was pregnant? Maybe a world record, too. Good thing they don't eat much.

Inserts a piece of coal.

 

[lostangel]

gets a large amount of charcoal you can use for the CO method

inserts a teabag

 

[Soul]

inserts a teabag

Gets a silver-plated tea service.

Inserts some catnip

 

[Gentleman]

Gets a pothead
Inserts the year 2020

 

[epic]

Gets sneezed on by the vending machine, it now has coronavirus .

Inserts toothpaste.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a random child's tooth

Inserts sex toy

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets a shoe

Inserts a feather

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets an albatross.

Inserts a lighter

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a big bag of weed

Inserts a finger

 

[Soul]

Inserts a finger

Gets stuck. Sorry.

Inserts the rest of @Maxtothemax to unclog the mechanism.

Gets a sweet & comical cat.

Inserts Election Day.

 

[antigone_iris]

Gets results

Inserts alcohol

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets a hangover.

Inserts salt

 

[MrBlue]

Gets an invation to play League of Legends

Inserts a goldfish

 

[woxihuanni]

Gets embroidered goldfish.

Inserts a pond.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Gets a hundred frogs

Inserts toenail clippings