Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[Mr_House]

Visit Chernobyl, and take Elephant foot back as Russia souvenir! And then visit again every vacation opportunity

 

[jodes2]

Eat until you pop

Jam a pencil up your nose and smack down on a table

 

[Celerity]

Make sushi with wild caught, never frozen fish like my dumbass customers.

 

[jodes2]

Hug a puffer fish

 

[4390101]

Dialogue

 

[jodes2]

Try fucking a grizzly

 

[Celerity]

Try fucking a grizzly

Tormund has entered the chat.

 

[jodes2]

Jumping into a large meat grinder

 

[LateDecember]

Toaster in the bathtub (I've low key kinda wanted to try this)

 

[Muach]

The best way to catch the bus is to thoroughly study the municipal or commercial transit system you intend to use. Get to the bus stop a few minutes early, and be sure to double check the bus' number before you get on.

 

[GasMonkey]

CO₂

 

[RickSanchez2022]

Just wait for natural death

 

[jodes2]

Death by paper cuts

 

[LateDecember]

Smoke a pack a day and wait for the side effects to take you out

 

[jodes2]

Death by tickling

 

[home]

asking a psychiatrist for help

 

[Astronauta]

Se cortar com faca de pão
Enforcamento com fio dental
Pular do Térreo
Vacina do covid (roleta russa. Você morre ou sequelado).

Meu CTB é devido sequelas da vac. Era saudável até tomar esse veneno.

 

[Meineendscheidung]

Las dich nicht impfen

 

[jodes2]

Death by starvation

 

[resolutory]

Death by tickling

I wish that were possible.

Oh wait forgot to post an answer: Death by laziness.

 

[Greenfrog]

Join a cult
Tell my neighbor I'm a socialist (I live in the south in America)

 

[jodes2]

Death by bonging

 

[Rounded Apathy]

Overdose on aspartame.

 

[makethepainstop]

Remember, YOU DID ASK!
#1. Trying to ass-rape a male adult baboon.
#2. Sneaking into a lion's enclosure at your local zoo, with a bible in hand believing
because your name is Daniel that the lions won't eat you and enjoy the snack you provided.
#3. Testing the real guillotine at your local museum thinking it couldn't possibly work
after all of those hundreds of years.
#4. Testing local high-tension power lines by touching your tongue to one line, while
using your bare foot to touch the other power line.
#5. Attempting to ass-rape a hells angels member in a jail cell.
#6. Studying cannibals in an isolated jungle during a cannibal famine.
#7. Telling a Mulla in an Islamic country that you are gay while in a mosque filled
with devout Mohammadians!
#8. Traveling to an African nation with an Ebola outbreak, to treat Ebola patients,
believing that God will protect you, and you need not take precautions.
#9. Walking around in a thunderstorm with a hollow aluminum rod 10 feet tall.
#10. Deliberately swimming in ocean waters where sharks have been known to eat people, while Your bleeding profusely.
#11. Go to a local synagogue at scream at the top of your lungs that you are Hitler
reincarnated.
#12. Go to Ukraine and tell the locals you are there to fight for Russia!
#13. Try to kiss a cobra.
#14. Tell a big muscular male member of the outlaw's biker club that he has a nice ass.
#15. Ask a female with a new hairdo if she had a new hairdo, or did she ride home with the car windows all the way down. (That one might not get you killed but it can be a close event!)

As always love to all here that suffer.

 

[WaveringLight]

Maybe through one of the medieval torture methods? Being sawed in half upside down or being slowly cooked alive inside a hollowed out bronze bull (Brazen bull). That would be so hardcore.

 

[Shadowlord900]

Go buy a ton of apples. Peaches would be better, but getting their seeds out of their shell is a bloody pain so if you're not smart enough to know how to get them out of their shells just stick with apples. If you live with your parents, sneak them upstairs into your bedroom, along with a knife, some kitchen roll so you don't make a mess on your carpet, some heavy duty black bags, and if you're dumb, a few glass cups, or if you're smart, an airtight container.

Now cut the seeds out of the fruits, put them into your container of choice, put the cores in your black bags and hide them in your wardrobe. Don't mind the smell. When the coast is clear you can take your bag outside to put in the bin, ideally not at the top of the bin. Or if you're super smart, put them in someone else's bin when no one's looking.

Once you collected enough seeds (preferably more peach than apple), go buy yourself a blender and hide that up in your bedroom as well. When the time finally comes, blend those seeds, quickly tip them into your favourite drink and ingest. Now 1 of 2 things will happen:

1. You didn't get enough apple/peach seeds and/or did not store them properly and give yourself a tummy ache.
2. Congratulations, you just got cyanide poisoning! Now you can enjoy the worst pain you've ever felt for the last few minutes of your life as you succumb to a terrible burning sensation in your insides as you scream why the bloody hell did those movies with cyanide capsule lie to you!

...I did that all the way up to buying a blender... ;>_____________>

 

[jodes2]

Start an argument with your partner and provoke them to kill you

 

[AbacusRex]

wood chipper, legs first

 

[jodes2]

Hold on to an electrified fence until you're dead

 

[willitpass]

take a small handful of tylenol and take a nap and wake up with a stomach ache, puke a bit, then resume life