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felka123

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Get your life perfectly in order, get selected to be astronaut, and take off your helmet on a spacewalk.
 
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dissident

All I Ever Wanted Was Nothing
Jan 19, 2023
29
Using the excuse of killing others to get killed in the crossfire
 
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Mocon33

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Dec 15, 2021
89
Sit in an ordinary lawn chair, tied to the ground. Now attach several hundred helium balloons. Cut your tether and float up to an altitude incompatible with life.
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
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Drown yourself by sticking your head in a puddle of water.
 
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settheory

settheory

Bundle of perceptions
Jul 29, 2021
457
Intravenous moldy bread smoothie injection.
 
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lukas19

Specialist
Jan 17, 2023
345
cutting your wrists with a plastic knife
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Stabbing yourself in the groin with the wide end of a wooden spoon
 
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Skullinthewoods

Consciousness is a Burden
Sep 13, 2022
40
Flicking the 'off' switch located on that part of your back you can't quite reach.
 
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Sparr0w

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please feed my pfp crumbs they are begging u
Jan 24, 2023
300
feed a bunch of seagulls regularly so that they come to expect/demand food then attach several pieces of bread (not enough to feed all the seagulls) to ur nude body, causing the seagulls to fight over the bread and/or attack you and leave your nude, slowly bleeding out and probably bruised body on the concrete.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Choke on peanuts by seeing how many you can stuff in your mouth and up your nose
 
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catowice

catowice

I'm not from katowice!
Jun 17, 2022
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Engaging in homosexual activities in Saudi Arabia
 
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Scythe

Lost in a delusion
Sep 5, 2022
549
Summon satan and tell him to kill you. Get Charon to fare you across styx.
Go on a date with the reaper.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

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Aug 28, 2022
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Get naked and stick your willy into a hornet's nest
 
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Unending

Enlightened
Nov 5, 2022
1,517
Fire sn out of a cannon into your mouth
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Make pro-life comments to every post on SS and give your address. Eventually someone will come and kill you 😂
 
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Abyssopelagic

Member
Feb 2, 2023
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fall in love with the infamous benadryl hatman and take so many throughout your passionate affair that your liver just gives out entirely
 
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jodes2

jodes2

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Aug 28, 2022
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Go to prison and tell everyone you're a pedophile and will look for their kids once you're out. You won't survive a week
 
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The Eeyorish One

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Oct 9, 2022
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Being smothered by thousands of super soft and huggable plushies piled on top of you.
 
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ilovecats

Empty Husk
Feb 1, 2023
117
Hug a bear
 
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Ringo

Rabbits on the Moon
Dec 3, 2020
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"Hey Monkey's Paw, I want to die"

Images 7
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
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Shove pencils up your nose then ram them home on a table
 
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Ringo

Rabbits on the Moon
Dec 3, 2020
1,699
Sell your soul to as many spectral beings as possible, they will all fight over it.
 
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jodes2

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Aug 28, 2022
7,737
OD on caffeine
 
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TransMagical

TransMagical

Volo ergo sum
Feb 10, 2023
96
Just sit at a bus stop, and wait for a bus to come, and if they ask for your ticket, say you forgot it.
shank the driver
Then start driving the bus
Then drive it onto s cruise ship thats heading to anywhere in Eurasia (continent of Europe and Asia)
Drive off the cruise ship
And into Chernobyl
And there, you caught "the bus", are going to die, and caught severe radiation and probably a warrant for your arrest
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
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SeeminglyFine

Mixing pills with potions under the smoke alas
Jan 2, 2022
83
Convince the psychiatrist to give you an extra deep lobotomy and to pretend the ice-pick is a stick shift with 7 gears then drive
 
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jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,737
Send all mods and admins on Reddit death threats and see if anyone tries to kill you first
 
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Sulyya

Sulyya

Synergist
Mar 6, 2023
542
Drink orange juice after brushing your teeth
 
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incorporationated

incorporationated

mentally unstable idiot
Jan 24, 2023
78
Die from stuffing bananas into your mouth and choking on them until you can no longer breathe or spit them out, the bananas go down your throat forcefully and overload your stomach, causing it to bubble up and explode.
ENDING 1/5
 

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