Games What's the best method of CTB? Wrong answers only.

[jodes2]

See how many objects you can shove up your ass

 

[Meaninglessness]

The best and the most peaceful way to commit suicide is with the help of a physician, who can help if something goes wrong. But not all people have that opportunity. All suicide methods can fail except two: dehydration and starvation. To die from old age or naturally in some other way can mean decades of meaningless suffering. We are all going to die so why wouldn´t we do it in the best way?

 

[jodes2]

Get your local drug dealer to kill you by stealing his stuff

 

[DefiedOdds]

Death by a giraffes neck slamming into you

 

[jodes2]

Eat until you pop

 

[HPV]

fight with situation

 

[jodes2]

Go to a rave, take loads of e and drink yourself to death

 

[hunterfla]

Ride a roller coaster with a balloon in your shirt so the restraint doesn't get tight, then pop it mid-ride and sail off into the great unknown. (probably works better on a fast/high coaster rather than a kiddie coaster but...)

 

[jodes2]

Hang from your feet over a bathtub, fill it, and wait til you have no more energy and drown

 

[jodie]

crying until your tears fill the room and you drown

 

[jodes2]

Drink bleach

 

[itsnotme]

Fall up the stairs

 

[jodes2]

Create ticklish badboys

 

[ARW3N]

Was waiting two weeks for my bowel cancer screening test to come back positive in order to use that as a means to be administered phenobarbital at a euthanasia clinic. Unfortunately, I was given the all-clear and denied any chance of a peaceful exit out of this world.

 

[jodes2]

Eat your mobile phone

 

[Unending]

Browse the "What does SN stand for? (Wrong answers only thread)" to decide what variety of Sn you will consume.

 

[MentalStefan]

Eating 3 cans of baked beans, 2 packs of sugar-free gummy bears, drinking 1 liter of milk and clogging your anus with a cork

 

[Csmith8827]

Spontaneously running in front of a moving vehicle.

Death by drowning certainly sounds like the most peaceful method in my opinion. (Not really, it sounds like an awful way to leave this world)

That second part made me chuckle pretty hard.

 

[Unending]

Tie yourself to a departing international flight with a long rope when no one is looking.

 

[oneeyed]

Travel to the Netherealm and participate in Mortal Kombat against Skorpion.

 

[mdmd500]

Jump in front of a baby stroller.

 

[Unending]

make a time machine to go to the void in reverse instead of going forward into it.

 

[Silent.Tears]

Ask your parents for their honest opinion about you and listen quietly as they ramble on for hours and hours.. I can't tell you how peaceful it is

 

[Unending]

Try reframing your thoughts into a more bus friendly pattern.

 

[Silent.Tears]

Walk into Area 51

 

[Unending]

Floor it into Area 52

 

[Forever Sleep]

Swallow a tapeworm

 

[Givenuponlife]

1. Live life to the fullest, since we all die anyway
2. *Insert official method of torture*
3. Snu snu
4. Get your entrails torn out by a komodo dragon whilst still alive
5. Starving oneself
6. Self immolation for non-protest reasons.
7. Train suicide but yet miraculously surviving for hours or days before ultimately perishing.

 

[muscleisolate]

Eat glass

 

[Shadowlord900]

Overdose on paracetamol until you get liver failure and suffer in agony for a couple of weeks until hopefully you pass away.